LaComtesse commented on IVF Patients To Other Infertile Females: Keep Your Paws Off Our Embryos

"@saintbernadette: Ha!"

LaComtesse commented on IVF Patients To Other Infertile Females: Keep Your Paws Off Our Embryos

"Also, making embryos "wards of the state" is akin to getting a pet-sitter to watch your tank of sea monkeys when you go on vacation."

LaComtesse commented on IVF Patients To Other Infertile Females: Keep Your Paws Off Our Embryos

"The idea that you specifically implant clusters of motherfucking cells into your body so they can "Die naturally" is so stupid I gag."

LaComtesse commented on A Girl's BF

"@allycat: What about buying an antique wedding/engagement ring?"

LaComtesse commented on A Girl's BF

"@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): Well, it's not quite a token of their FAILED marriage--it's a momento of their hopeful marriage."

LaComtesse commented on A Girl's BF

"Good on them."

aspiringexpatriate commented on The Cookbook For Men Who Get Way Too Excited About Cooking

"@PilgrimSoul: I know no men who do this."

LaComtesse commented on Your Life Story In Six Words

""Other people seem to be impressed.""

LaComtesse commented on Debbie Harry: Tide Thigh Is High

"Dear Debbie Harry, I love you."

LaComtesse commented on Kiwi columnist Garth George

"Garth George-- I'll bet the Maori would also think that immigrants destroying the traditional New Zealand way of life have ruined the country, you stupid fuck... It's sad enough to know that people who don't think about what they're saying come up with some really stupid shit, but when people think about what they're saying and actually think it makes SENSE, that's REALLY sad."