Wow. Lots of Chris Brown. Did he produce amazing music this year that I missed? Ugh.
I'll be the one to say it; that picture of Gwynnie and Bey is pretty lovely. If that were me and my best gal pal it would totally be framed in my living room.

So I took a muscle relaxant, that doesn't mean I am wrong here.

The first movie I let my 5 year old son watch alone was The Fox and the Hound, Never having seen it myself, I was in the next room making dinner when I heard him suddenly howling with sobs.

DAMN you, Disney!

Okay, that video? And how lovely the two of them are...and how he loves her.

Fuck, man. I kind of give up today.

Oh that was another hilarious moment! Once when I slipped and fell on ice, he asked if I was okay. I replied that I only hurt my fanny and he was suddenly VERY concerned!
As an American, I WELCOME these differences. Perhaps because I am stilled charmed/titillated by the memory of my Brit husband telling me when he was going to check out my car, that he needed to get his spanner from my boot in order to look under my bonnet.

Umm...okay, sure! Don't forget about the car though.

Funny mean? More like stupid mean. Eighth graders wouldn't laugh at this.

ETA: 8th graders can be insensitive jerks and even this is out of their realm.
I have been wearing turtlenecks and clogs since the 70's. Everything comes around again and I was ready for these two!
Co-signed! I have experienced 1 through 4 far too often. Give me a fussy baby anytime.
Oh for heaven's sake. If you need or want to fly somewhere and bring your kid - do it. It's still legal and everyone else does it. The world has been turning for some time now.
Yes, she sounds completely revolting. And the irony that she called her sister, who is 8 freaking inches taller than her, a troll!
You'll be fine. Mine were bought by the side of the road and cost almost nothing. But stay out of puddles anyhow!
Yes - anything that provides traction. My friend got in a fender bender on her way to a wedding. She was wearing brand new fancy shoes and her foot slipped off the brake!
I wore my espadrilles from Portugal every day one summer until I stepped into a puddle on my way to dinner. Not only did the hemp soles swell to 3 times their normal size, but they had used fish oil to glue them on and the restaurant (a.k.a. my feet) reeked of bad fish all evening.

Espadrilles, nevermore!
Let us not forget the super slippy slick bottom of the new fancy high heeled shoe which will have you ass over tea kettle in no time. Scuff those soles up, ladies!
Does it matter if his accusers are poor? You bet. I'm sure that Herman Cain thinks that a woman who is struggling financially is more likely to accept payment for her silence regarding an affair than a woman who doesn't need money. And if and when she does go public he can accuse her of looking for a payoff.

It's a grotesque game that he can't lose.
I love babies. I had one. This child freaks me OUT.
Red wine, a hot bath, lots of garlic - everytime you feel a cold coming on. It's worked for me for decades, people!
I can't be the only one with Adele fatigue. She's great but it's like too much birthday cake. Enough already!
Posh Beckham ripped you off too, then. Back to the drawing board!
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