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#leftover
Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" β’Β Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
β’Β The British Ad Standards Authority have decided to go ahead and give this ad for Lars von Trier's new film Antichrist a pass because even though it shows a little naked ass, they don't find it particularly arousing. β’ More » -
#artintheageof
Art In America: Painting Gets Pulled From White House Following Furor
As soon as the list of art works requested for display in the White House was released, every political blogger suddenly turned into an art critic, and Watusi by Alma Thomas somehow made it to the center of the storm. More » -
#cuteoverload
Puppy Love
To atone for all the depressing stories in the news today, we give you this: Fresh from the White House Flickr account, Barack Obama rubbing the belly of a very happy pup. [White House Photostream] More » -
#heartbreaking
Babies Having Babies
During her wedding to her 19-year-old "boyfriend," 11-year-old Kordeza Zhelyazkova, went into labor and became one of the world's youngest mothers. "I'm not going to play with toys anymore - I have a new toy now," she told reporters. [NYDailyNews] More » -
#worldscollide
Obama Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Last night, Sasha and Malia Obama went to see the performer voted "worst celebrity influence" (Miley Cyrus, natch) live in concert. The "First Tweens" (a phrase we hope does not catch on) have also met the Jonas Brothers. [ABCNews] More » -
#leftovers
"That's What Sets Me Apart, Boxing With The Lads" β’ Town Outlaws Owning More Than 3 Cats
β’ 23-year-old Katie Taylor has swiftly become Ireland's real life million-dollar baby, and possibly their best hope for the 2012 Olympics. Although women's boxing is a new sport, Taylor is already expected to win the gold. β’ More » -
#retroroles
The More Things Change...
According to a recent survey from the UK, more than a third of secretaries have been asked to do something that went "beyond the call of duty," including bathing a boss's mother, making curtains, and holding a boss's hand. [Telegraph] More » -
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#hellsbells
Jilted Bride Turns Reception Into Party For Seniors
Teanne Harris was ready to get married and host a Halloween-themed reception, when her fiance suddenly called it off. Loath to let it all go to waste, Harris walked into a nearby retirement community and donated the entire bash. [NYDailyNews] More » -
#leftovers
Teens Sue Over Fallout From Sexy Pics β’ Harvard To Offer Class On The Wire
β’ Two teens from Indiana have brought a lawsuit against their school after they were barred from participating in school activities following the discovery of some racy pictures they posted on MySpace. β’ More » -
#pageantproblems
Is Miss Queen Pageant A Step Forward For Trans Women Or A Step Back For Everyone?
Twenty contestants came together on Saturday night to strut their stuff for the Miss International Queen pageant, which is one of the only pageants open solely to transsexuals. More » -
#beefeater
National Treasure
British officials are investigating the alleged harassment of the first woman to guard the Tower of London. Moira Cameron is the first female beefeater in the tower's 1,000-year history, a fact which her male colleagues do not appreciate. [BBC] More » -
#leftovers
Toddler Undergoes Surgery To Remove Twin β’Β Men Attracted To "Feminine" Faces
β’Β A toddler from China recently underwent surgery to have a fetus removed from her stomach. When Kang Mengru was in the womb, she grew larger than her twin sister and enveloped her, but once her mother gave birth... More » -
#sailfail
Laura Dekker Placed Under State Guardianship
A Dutch court has ruled that 14-year-old Laura Dekker is too inexperienced to sail around the world. Dekker hoped to become the youngest person to sail the globe solo, but child protection authorities say she will have to wait. [NYT] More » -
#leftovers
Girls At "Weight Extremes" Less Likely To Use Condoms β’Β Obama Considered Clinton For VP
β’ Researchers at the University of Pittsburgh report that girls at "weight extremes" - i.e. overweight or underweight - are more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior than their "normal weight" peers. β’ More » -
#kidstoday
Liar, Liar: Kids Believe You've Gotta Cheat To Get Ahead
According to a new study, kids who cheated in high school are more likely to grow up to be dishonest adults. In related news: My generation is fucked. More » -
#birthofanation
Start 'Em Young
Upon arriving at the Milton Keynes Hospital, an unnamed pregnant woman immediately requested an all-white staff for the delivery of her child. Her request was denied, but hospital officials are launching a "full investigation" into the incident. [Independent] More » -
#trimmingthefat
Size Matters
But not how you'd think: Scientists have found that men with larger foreskins are at a higher risk for contracting HIV. Doctors are considering offering circumcision to men in Uganda to help combat the spread of the virus. [Reuters] More » -
#criticalmass
Critics Agree: This Is It Is "A Great Adventure"
Critics are generally of one mind: This Is It is really it. Culled from the footage of Michael Jackson's final, never performed concert series, the docu-musical gives fans one last look at the King of Pop. More » -
#thekidsarealright
Stop The Presses: HPV Vaccine Won't Turn Teens Into Sluts
Fresh from the department of no shit studies: A recent survey of teen girls in the UK has found that receiving the HPV vaccine did not inspire them to have unsafe sex, but instead reminded them of the risks. [NewScientist] More » -
#dubioushonors
Poll Position
Miley Cyrus has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2009 by a group of readers at AOL's teen website, JSYK.com, with Britney and Kanye coming in close behind at numbers 2 and 3. [Reuters] More » -
#leftovers
Teacher Invents Wallace/Gromit Brekky Machine β’Β Aceh Considers Ban On Tight Trousers
β’ Design teacher Yuri Suzuki has created this truly awesome breakfast machine, which automatically cooks omelets from scratch, toasts bread, and brews fresh coffee. Suzuki says he was inspired by Hollywood films, including Back to the Future. β’Β More » -
#monstermash
Man Vs. Wild
Just in time for Halloween, the NY Post helps you figure out which "emotional monster" you're currently dating. Is your significant other an Edward Cullen-eque nightmare or a sweetly grunting Chewbacca? [NYPost] More » -
#scaressell
Germaphobic
This ad, created by Y&R Buenos Aires, has got to be one of the dumbest condom ads we've ever seen. However, it does make us vaguely hopeful that the bra-cum-gas-mask is going to be a big trend for spring. [Copyranter] More » -
#leftovers
Former Victim Sues Men Caught With Child Porn β’ Obama Daughters Not Yet Vaccinated
β’ A 20-year-old woman is seeking restitution for pornographic videos made of her when she was eight years old. The abuse was committed and filmed by her uncle, and the resulting videos became "Internet child porn classics." β’ More » -
#renaissancewomen
The Renaissance Faire: Beer, Breasts & Sexual Harassment
We've spilled a fair amount of virtual ink on the increasing slutification of Halloween, but as an article in this Sunday's Washington Post shows, Halloween is not the only time for skin-bearing fantasies. There's also the Ren Faire. More » -
#crimepunishment
Polygamist Sect Members On Trial
The first of a dozen FDLS members accused of the sexual abuse will go on trial today. Raymond Jessop faces up to 20 years for his "marriage" to an underage girl. [MSNBC] More » -
#babyphat
Oh Boy
Doctors in Japan have invited a 1-month-old 20-pound infant from Indonesia to be part of a study sponsored by a television network. Neighbors fear that baby Akbar will be exploited by the media because of his truly remarkable size. [UPI] More » -
#leftovers
Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine β’Β Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
β’ Hundreds of Muslim pilgrims have lined up to catch a glimpse of this Russian baby, who supposedly has verses from the Koran inscribed on his leg, which appear and fade every few days. β’ More » -
#badvertising
Piece Of Meat
Oh. God. This Slovenian sausage ad, which shows a sausage nestled suggestively between a pair of naked breasts, almost makes America's strange bukakke obsession look subtle in comparison. Image (NSFW, obviously) after the jump. [Copyranter] More » -
#laworder
Life Imitates Art
Police have released a redesigned rape kit for the first time in 20 years. It includes an instructional video narrated by Mariska Hargitay, who first became involved in supporting victims after she received letters from sex abuse survivors. [NYDailyNews] More »
