I mean, there's nothing necessarily wrong with a hairy back, but the embarrassment of being the hairy-backed baby can't be counterbalanced by a little hair bow.
Not to mention the number of times Ive seen commenters on different sites "suspect" various celebrity babies of having Down syndrome or another condition based on their facial features.
"Sanchez says they left her on the floor for 35 minutes, with her daughter screaming for her mommy in the other room."
Regardless, your point about prioritizing the safety of children remains. You think at least one agent could have removed the child from the apartment. If they were in the correct house with an armed criminal,leaving the child in the house for half an hour means things could have easily escalated into a hostage situation, or a toddler caught in crossfire.
It's possible I have consistently gone to perverted gynecologists, but I think the rectal portion of the exam is pretty typical, but very few women even mention it much make a big deal.
And the definition of "some kind of anti-obesity program" is very vague: "Among these programs are nutrition education, limits on sweets or "junk food" in the classroom, height and weight measurements, and incentives for physical activity." Less than 10% of parents reported their children actually being criticized for eating habits while at school.
I don't think "nutrition education"="anti obesity program" on its face, and I personally don't have a problem with 100% of children receiving nutrition education.
Sounds like the cake was happier to see you than you were to see it.