@my.friend.jack: Holy hell. You win, hands down. Good lord.
My friends and I went as the cast of "Con Air." Being the only girl, I chose to dress up as the little girl who played dolls with Garland Greene.

I did get mistaken for Rachel Berry from Glee a few times, but it all made sense when we were all together.
She's so awesome!

I wonder if she secretly comments on here...hmm...
@SweetIo: Yes! Sometimes I can't answer a phone call because its frozen. Lord help me if it won't work during an emergency...
I'd have two things:

1.) The Blackberry Storm. I hate this phone SO MUCH.

2.) Drivers who talk on their cell phones and go way too slow and/or drift into my lane. Grrrrr. Get off yo phone & drive!!!
"Currently living in sin in Columbus."

My quote is from an Every Time I Die song: When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
Stick Fighting.

I fought other students....with sticks!

AMAZING.
Nah. I'm just going to go ahead and poke my eyes out with this stick...Save on the shipping & handling...
Oh prom. I don't know why I stressed myself out over it. I got angry because a girl had a similar dress (the HORROR!). My date ended up getting hives. The limo didn't show up. It rained the day we were supposed to go to afterprom. Someone fell into a fire during the Senior campout. It was an interesting experience, to say the least. One thing I did learn is that I have a much better time without a date (I never took a date to any college formal/date night). If you go alone, you don't have to babysit some guy and make sure he's having fun. The best advice I have to offer is to go and have fun on your own with a group of good friends. Take pictures and remember that its only one night and there's a whole lot of living ahead of you.
Liquid eyeliner. I can't do a smooth, even line. I end up looking insane. Amy Winehouse on a crack bender can do a better job than I can.
A psychic?? "I predict that your bank account will become lighter in the future" "I predict that you will still not be able to carry a tune in a bucket"
They're back? Uhhh according to most people I see at Wal-mart or at the Olive Garden, they've never gone out of style.
Screw the Stretch Armstrong movie...I'm waiting for Skip-It: The Musical. "The very best thing of alllll, is the counter on the balllll"
Aww the smarmy "good luck" and asshole happy face. Nice...
Her eyes look really...glazed? I can't put my finger on it.
My love for Joan Collins?? It also extends to Jackie Collins. Awesome.
@Maritsa: I rely on tights and pants all winter. Plus, I'm super pale and no one wants to be blinded and horrified, ya know? @Penny: I can sit in a bathtub for an hour and I'll just hack the hell out of my shins.
@kellybones: All the money in the world and it looks like you could get it for under $20 and have the skirt fall off within an hour...
A hooded dress doesn't quite say "Golden Globes" so much as it screams "Grand Opening of a Forever 21."
Huh. I have a four word article about why my legs are unshaved right now: "It's winter. I'm lazy." So she doesn't shave her legs, leave her be.
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