I dug out my yearbook from senior year to look up your sister's picture. She looks familiar but I can't say I know her for sure. I didn't know too many sophomores when I was a senior, but I knew a lot of the juniors. Congratulations on your newfound aunt-ness, by the way. And yeah - Wonder Testers power, activate! /touches SAT championship ring to yours

And you're coaching the boys. You know how the saying goes, "when you assume..." Hope you had fun and enjoy the great slate of footbaw! we have this weekend.

Teach your girls the way of the zone defense, Katie. Never mind, they may be too young for that stuff.

Thanks for visiting the Deadspins. We'll find another group of people to make fun of on your next visit.

This was MY ludacrismas card http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/weezerriffic/ludacrismas.jpg

Don't let Mr. Deadspin-Tiny-Penis get on your nerves... Their type is always brazen when they find people who will play with them, but eventually they get repetitious and everyone ignores them, then they slink away.

@Kataroo_Kangaroo:Nope, sounds perfectly reasonable.

Oy, what's with Mr. Longname?

Have you gone to Anti-Gym yet? Cuz, If that's your torso on your avatar, you don't have anything to worry about. But still, I love the idea of undercover missions. Espionage!

RE: M.Koralchyk... As one of the few Jezebeaus and likely the only one that lives in Denver, I only hope you think long and hard about this. I was sent to this douchebag's gym to rehab a shoulder surgery and let me tell you, it's 3 weeks (out of a scheduled 8) I wish I could have back. The screening process is a joke; it's only there to increase the humility. I'm in pretty good shape and he and his staff made me feel like a total piece of shit. Results? Yes. But at what price? Dude is a total d-bag. After one meeting, my fiance refused to go back and was hella pissed that I did. Food for thought...

if you ARE in Chucktown next weekend, hit me up. sarah.orsborn@gmail.com