Joy_Rebar commented on Study: Overweight Women More Likely To Be Criminals

"I've thought about embarking on a life of crime."

Joy_Rebar commented on Why The White House Needs A Greyhound

"@Patsy_Stone: Patsy, sweetie darling, retired racers make fabulous city dogs."

Joy_Rebar commented on Everybody Needs a Drink Right About Now!

"My old girl-crush and my new girl-crush in the same frame?"

Joy_Rebar commented on Having An Election Night Party? Consider One Of These Topical Treats

"@labeled: Mmm, a gilded lily."

Joy_Rebar commented on Having An Election Night Party? Consider One Of These Topical Treats

"We have a surplus of apples here at Joy's House of Rebar so I'm planning to bake an American as Apple Pie."

Joy_Rebar commented on Inside The Belly Of The Beast: Pets Eat The Strangest Things

"My greyhound ate a used tampon out of my bathroom trash."

Joy_Rebar commented on As Far As I'm Concerned, Former Ms. Editor Elaine Lafferty Can Go F-ck Herself

"I'm guessing that she noticed that Ann Coulter could afford a nice condo in Manhattan plus a house in Palm Beach -- and decided there was more cash, celebrity stature, and media attention to be had as a right-wing-pop-culture provocatrixe."

Joy_Rebar commented on Viggo Mortensen: When In Rome...

"When in Rome...do Viggo Mortensen."

Joy_Rebar commented on Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

"Hateful greetings from Minnesota."

Joy_Rebar commented on Who Should Play Zelda Fitzgerald In The Beautiful And The Damned?

"How old is Mena Suvari these days?"