Joey_Brill commented on Consumerist Is For Sale

"@Secret Agent Man: The team at Wonkette is phenomenal."

Joey_Brill commented on 2009 Mini Cooper S Convertible Caught In The Wild

"@Rust-MyEnemyOnTour!: I didn't make him for you!"

Joey_Brill commented on The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Recession

"Warning: I sell dead people shit and other people's dead people shit (antiques). I love the new advice; take your older silver, gold, furniture, etc."

Joey_Brill commented on The Complete Idiot's Guide To The Recession

"@PilgrimSoul: At first I was afraid Etsy would be filled with the same little hippy trustfund kids that once swarmed Grateful Dead Shows - the ones selling yarn glued onto saltine crackers who needed a 'miracle'. Instead the stuff is pretty solid."

Joey_Brill commented on Economy's Failings Could Result In The Craziest Black Friday Yet

"Screw Black Friday; I've run out of crap to buy."

Joey_Brill commented on City Passes One Garage Sale Per Month Law

"@DallasPath: Exactly, DallasPath. You have to remove everything from your outdoor areas if your neighbor has a sale."

Joey_Brill commented on Is Steve Jobs Preparing His Farewell?

"I'm just afraid all of my toys will die when he leaves."

Joey_Brill commented on Are Our Cushy, Tech-Filled Lifestyles Halting Evolution?

"Tom Baker addressed this with the Daleks. I'd tell you the episode, but my fingers are too encrusted with cheeto goodness to flip through my Dr."

Joey_Brill commented on Shaw's Wants You To Shop More With Their Wheeled Baskets

"Look at that picture. These new wheelie baskets will still block both sides of each grocery aisle. Also, you can't use the handle to ride these out to your car."

Joey_Brill commented on Rumor: Apple TV Changes Afoot

"I would love to say they're putting out a system that doesn't require a full reset every time there's a software update - forcing me to run up and down the stairs syncing computer with apple tv just so my nephew can watch the same damn three episodes of Blue's Clues over and over."