OfficeMaxie commented on Earlier, we parsed the spurious

"I am loving the logo for the "Family Research Council"."

OfficeMaxie commented on Yesterday I Dried My Hair With A Towel: Confessions Of A Curly-Haired Traitor

"As some find the Lord, I found the GHD flat iron."

OfficeMaxie commented on Having Kids: Sometimes The Answer Is Just "No"

"@MilointheMeadow: I'm 37 now so the "oh, you'll change your mind!" comments are finally slowing down, but I still get to use my favorite come-back. It's usually a guy who says "oh, you'll change your mind", so: Me: So, you're gay? He: No! Me: Oh, you'll change your mind."

OfficeMaxie commented on We want to dislike Cindy McCain,

"@princessxenu: Can I interest anyone in a "Cunts for McCain" t-shirt?"

OfficeMaxie commented on You've Got About A 1 In 3 Chance Of Arriving Late With American Airlines

"My husband had the AA flight from hell 2 weeks ago."

OfficeMaxie commented on How To Get A Passport Fast

"I shelled out an extra $91 for expedited service ($60 fee plus overnight delivery costs), and they sent my new passport(and other sensitive, irreplaceable documentation) to the WRONG ADDRESS. This despite having the correct address clearly stated 3 times on the application. Good old USPS looked me up in the phone book, in order to deliver it."

OfficeMaxie commented on Help! JetBlue Let Me Get On The Wrong Plane!

"I say congratulations to her, for locating an empty seat on a cross-country flight."

OfficeMaxie commented on How Pretty, Profitable Should Planned Parenthood Be?

"My PP is so run down my husband begs me to get my check-ups at a regular clinic."

OfficeMaxie commented on Happy, Somewhat Well-Rested Returns

"Steak sandwich with fried egg and beetroot on it, anyone?"

OfficeMaxie commented on What Hillary Did

"I became a citizen just to vote for her, so, today i'm sad. Yay for how she totally put paid to the idea that women don't have the tenacity and chops to run. I hope she pulls off an Al Gore and uses her power and influence to accomplish something good in the world -- that a president can't do cos its too big, like end hunger."

OfficeMaxie commented on A Quick Guide to David Cook and This Season's Other Instant Stars

"@CatherineTrammell: Yep- We laughed til we cried and wet ourselves. There was the whole Seacrest buildup "blah blah the winner..."

OfficeMaxie commented on Sponsor Drops Workout Over 'Negative Icon'-Gate

"Haterade."

OfficeMaxie commented on Cindy McCain's Marriage Is Not Exactly A 'Straight Talk Express'

"Sure she lied about her age, but 4 years older?"

OfficeMaxie commented on Whatever Happened To The "Comedy Of Equals"?

"Clearly Anthony Lane has no shame about using his over-ripe, flabby brain to churn out comments about Tina Fey's so-called 'ripeness'."

OfficeMaxie commented on 3-Part Amazon Coupon Code Book

"I say yay for Amazon. A book I ordered did not show up, thought the shipment tracking showed it had been delivered over a week ago."

OfficeMaxie commented on Royal Caribbean Tells Family To Abandon Ship

"This is exactly why cruise lines recommend you take passports, even though they are not mandatory."

OfficeMaxie commented on Heath Ledger's death has reached

"Am relieved to hear the president is actually keeping current with any type of news media."

OfficeMaxie commented on Bad Girls Club: Yo, Tanisha Is Like Mentally Ill, Son

"Watching american idol last week it hit me that lots of the people we were laughing at were likely suffering some type of psychiatric condition."