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  • Momma Knows Best

    "How Do I Tell My Mom That I Am A Stripper?"

    Jessica here! In honor of the publication of the book collecting emails, texts and IMs from mothers I co-wrote with Doree Shafrir, Love, Mom, here are our own mothers' answers to your mom-related questions. More »
    04/02/09
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    Comment by Khrushchev: "Give them grandchildren"? To, like, feast on? 22 Responses | Other threads

  • Love, Mom

    Momma Knows Best: A Call For Questions

    Former Jezebel editor Jessica here! Anna has kindly allowed me to shamelessly promote the book I co-wrote with Doree Shafrir, Love, Mom. In honor of its publication tomorrow, Doree and I are offering our own moms… More »
    03/30/09
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    Comment by Eeva: Why do Americans say and write "mom", most British people say and write "mum", and most Irish people say and... 31 Responses | Other threads

  • PANDAMONIUM

    Smell You Later… Forever

    I'm not very good at goodbyes, so I will make this short, sweet, and panda-laden. More »
    12/29/08
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    Comment by The Hand-Walking Queer (texascrude): + Watch video 10 Responses | Other threads

  • free range kids

    The Kids Are Alright On The Subway Alone

    Last April, Lenore Skenazy wrote a column in the now-defunct New York Sun about how she let her 9-year-old take the subway alone. More »
    12/29/08
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    Comment by sportz.star: A great place to tell a story I just heard: Yesterday, in O'Hare, my colleague watched as a little girl who... 16 Responses | Other threads

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    Reader Roundup

    Today's Bestie is turning us into a hobosexual. More »
    12/29/08
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    Comment by The Hand-Walking Queer (texascrude): BHB, I'm pressing charges. okay, you know what? Khruschy, get down here, OFC. I'll re-comment that. BHB, I'M PRESSING CHARGES. 19 Responses | Other threads

  • Mummy Mayhem

    Internet Makes British Mums Act Like Big Babies

    All was well on the messageboards for Mumsnet, a British parenting site. Ladies were bonding nicely over breastfeeding and blankies, that is, until a group of entrenched commenters went rogue and founded an invite-only forum. More »
    12/29/08
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    Comment by Lymed: I think this would be a great place to suggest a password only discussion group for all of us old-school... 32 Responses | Other threads

  • Cate the Great

    Cate Blanchett Is Too Well Adjusted To Give Good Interview

    Cate Blanchett is on the cover of February's Vanity Fair. Per the brief interview within, Cate the Great is just as you'd think she is: smart, humble, no-nonsense, against Botox. More »
    12/29/08
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    Comment by Elaken: I love her but I have to say I find it annoying that these gorgeous stars talk about being anti-botox... 9 Responses | Other threads

  • Dirt Bag

    Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan

    • Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
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    12/29/08
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    Comment by deitybox: I've taken up chanting to ward off Kanye West's music. And fuck David Mamet. Misogynist asshole. "Crack and toast" made me... 8 Responses | Other threads

  • Snap Judgment

    Katherine Heigl Snuggles Up With Her Not So Secret Santa

    12/26/08
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  • Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie

    TGIF

    Want to see a video of the cutest sleeping Corgi in the known universe? More »
    12/26/08
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    Comment by labeled: ::: sob ::: Our poor totally deaf, 80% blind dog is lost (got out of our backyard on Xmas... 16 Responses | Other threads

  • Commenter quips yoshitomo2.jpg

    Reader Roundup

    We're happy that today's Bestie is not facing extinction… More »
    12/26/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): LOLZ fer sure Final! IS IT CAPS TIME YET? 11 Responses | Other threads

  • Snap Judgment

    Pauly Shore's Got Devil Eyes

    12/26/08
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  • Hells Bells

    Tom & Gisele Are Tying The Knot

    12/26/08
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  • Snap Judgment

    Billy Zane Likes Them Apples

    12/26/08
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  • Snap Judgment

    Vanessa Hudgens: Uggs & Updo

    [Los Angeles, CA, December 24. Image via INF.]

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    12/26/08
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    Comment by shaken.not.stirred: I just remember my guru's. It doesn't matter where you are going. Unless you are running a mile NO SWEATS! A... 5 Responses | Other threads

  • Palin's Problems

    The Sordid Song Of Sherry Johnston

    More details are emerging about Sherry Johnston, the grandmother of Bristol Palin's baby on the way, and her drug arrest for felony charges relating to OxyContin sales. More »
    12/26/08
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    Comment by mslewis: Actually, I don't see the relevance!! Is Sarah Palin accused of buying or selling oxy? Is Levi accused of buying... 21 Responses | Other threads

  • Snap Judgment

    Alyson Hannigan's Pregnant Pause

    [Los Angeles, CA, December 24. Image via INF.]

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    12/26/08
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    Comment by goldengirl11: Ah! My goal is to watch all of Buffy over the break. I'm just jonesin' for the 90's. And she... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Snap Judgment

    Denise & Daughter On Thin Ice

    12/26/08
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  • Snap Judgment

    What's In Cash Warren's Cart?

    12/26/08
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  • Dirt Bag

    Jennifer Aniston Cops To Photoshop

    • Jennifer Aniston admits two things about that naughty nude GQ cover: that she was drunk when they snapped the pics and that they photoshopped her already perfect funbags. [NYDN]
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    12/26/08
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    Comment by tscheese: Okay, so I know that Dina is sort of awful and horrible and all that, but why is it so... 11 Responses | Other threads

  • Snap Judgment

    Camilla Parker Bowles Wishes You A Beary Merry Christmas

    12/24/08
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  • Snap Judgment

    Detective Stabler: You Lookin' At Me?

    12/24/08
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  • Dirt Bag

    Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?

    • Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?
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    12/24/08
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    Comment by Eleanor Ramilly: I might not be able to understand their grief and what they went to, but something about suing the estates... 14 Responses | Other threads

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    Reader Roundup

    Our Bestie today is a true Amurrican hero. More »
    12/23/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Crabby Cakes: Congrats, Macloserboy! But you forgot to mention one thing- Jesus spoke English without an accent, and he was as... 3 Responses | Other threads

  • Dirt Bag

    Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket

    • Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
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    12/23/08
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    Comment by dancerevolution: What is up with this 'exhaustion' business? I've never once heard a doctor say, "you have a severe cause of... 22 Responses | Other threads

  • Commenter quips

    Reader Roundup

    12/22/08
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  • the good, the bad, & the ugly

    Big Hair And Black Leather Ruled At The Patti LaBelle Concert

    There are only three words to describe the fashion at Patti LaBelle's concert Friday night at the Apollo: diva, diva diva. More »
    12/22/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by cuteasabutton: I think they all look fab! They would look out of place at the supermarket, but totes appropriate for a... 4 Responses | Other threads

  • programming note

    All Pandas, All The Time

    12/22/08
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  • Dirt Bag

    Madonna Is Psyched About Guy's New Girlfriend

    Hugh Grant's ex, socialite Jemima Khan, has reportedly been snuggling up to Guy Ritchie, and Madonna is pleased as punch by the fledgling romance. More »
    12/22/08
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    Comment by AthertonMerriweather: Um...Reese, you're not marrying Jake because he's gay. 15 Responses | Other threads

  • The Week That Was

    This Week We Were Tired Of Tyra, Elisabeth And Meme

    We told Tyra yet again that she is no Oprah Winfrey. Learn it, live it, love it, Ty Ty. There is only one Winfrey. More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by Penny: I noticed that I hit 600 followers this weekend. I feel like a cult leader. Honestly, though, perhaps I need... 33 Responses | Other threads

  • Dirt Bag (After Dark)

    Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton was robbed! $2 million worth of jewelry and other items were taken from her Hollywood Hills pad this morning. The crooks entered through an unlocked front door. Oh, girl. Lock the door next time! More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by Penny: So, who has Ronson worked with besides Amy Winehouse? Because I am not certain that I am impressed with... 7 Responses | Other threads

  • Commenter quips yoshitomo2.jpg

    Reader Roundup

    The Bestie should start her own doll shop called the UNpleasant Company: More »
    12/19/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Chrissa is the name of someone who goes on Maury for DNA tests. And when no one is the father,... 10 Responses | Other threads

  • Jaybies

    Fertility Field Guide: Debunking The Duggars

    Every time we post about the Duggar clan, readers are filled with questions: like, "how do they afford all those Jaybies?," and "Just how big is Michelle's vagina?" We're here to give you answers! More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by Jessi Ramsey: So if the girls become older and can't find husbands then they will have tag team sex with their father... 23 Responses | Other threads

  • Take A Vowel

    "Double Annoying" Sarah Vowell Loves "The Pill"

    Pint-sized writer Sarah Vowell was on L.A's KCRW on Wednesday talking about her love for Loretta Lynn. Vowell grew up in a Pentecostal household, so she wasn't allowed to listen to Satan's minions, Kiss. More »
    12/19/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Flowers For Algernon: Sad news.. The remains are that of the tot Caylee anthony. Dr. G (medical examiner) just confirmed it. 9 Responses | Other threads

  • Perversion of Justice

    Report: Police Targeted Preteen In Prostitution Raid

    In 2006, Dymond Milburn went outside her home to flip on the breaker. She was promptly confronted by plainclothes cops telling her, "You're a prostitute. You're coming with me." By the way: she was 12. More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by thesciencegirl: So, let me get this straight: 1. She was assumed to be a prostitute because she was a black 12yo/o in... 23 Responses | Other threads

  • Palin's Problems

    Wasilla's Finest

    Hey, remember when everyone was calling Wasilla "Alaska's Meth Capital"? Well it sounds like one of its most famous inhabitants, Levi Johnston's mother, Sherry, has been tangled up in that Meth-y web. More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by Eeva: Oh fuck, this is shit for her. She didn't put herself in the spotlight at all, it's not like reporting... 14 Responses | Other threads

  • Dirt Bag

    Diddy Desperately Wants To Be On 30 Rock

    30 Rock is so hot right now, even Diddy wants a piece. "I'm definitely trying to holler at Tina Fey…Me and Tracy [Morgan], we've been talking, and we got a scheme up our sleeves." More »
    12/19/08
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    Comment by LaFemme: Is there anyone who DOESN'T have oral herpes at this point? I think I picked mine up at around kindergarten... 17 Responses | Other threads

  • Dirt Bag (After Dark)

    Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable

    • Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
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    12/18/08
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    Comment by The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: No Kras. You are supposed to be dating ME. Sorry I am sooooo selfish. 11 Responses | Other threads

  • Commenter quips yoshitomo2.jpg

    Reader Roundup

    We say to today's Bestie: Google this, bish. More »
    12/18/08
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    Comment by AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies): LOL 37 Responses | Other threads

  • Just A Joo On Xmas

    Rudolph Can Take His Red Nose And Shove It

    When I was in second grade, I told a girl there was no Santa. She cried. And I liked it. More »
    12/18/08
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    Comment by louveciennes: Christmas hasn't been celebrated only by Christians in this country in decades. It's not like people sit around singing "Happy... 22 Responses | Other threads

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