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#mommaknowsbest
"How Do I Tell My Mom That I Am A Stripper?"
Jessica here! In honor of the publication of the book collecting emails, texts and IMs from mothers I co-wrote with Doree Shafrir, Love, Mom, here are our own mothers' answers to your mom-related questions.
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#lovemom
Momma Knows Best: A Call For Questions
Former Jezebel editor Jessica here! Anna has kindly allowed me to shamelessly promote the book I co-wrote with Doree Shafrir, Love, Mom. In honor of its publication tomorrow, Doree and I are offering our own moms… More » -
#pandamonium
Smell You Later… Forever
I'm not very good at goodbyes, so I will make this short, sweet, and panda-laden. More » -
#freerangekids
The Kids Are Alright On The Subway Alone
Last April, Lenore Skenazy wrote a column in the now-defunct New York Sun about how she let her 9-year-old take the subway alone. More » -
#mummymayhem
Internet Makes British Mums Act Like Big Babies
All was well on the messageboards for Mumsnet, a British parenting site. Ladies were bonding nicely over breastfeeding and blankies, that is, until a group of entrenched commenters went rogue and founded an invite-only forum. More » -
#catethegreat
Cate Blanchett Is Too Well Adjusted To Give Good Interview
Cate Blanchett is on the cover of February's Vanity Fair. Per the brief interview within, Cate the Great is just as you'd think she is: smart, humble, no-nonsense, against Botox. More » -
#dirtbag
Heather Mills: Sued For Spray Tan
- Sara Trumble, the nanny who used to take care of wee Beatrice McCartney, is suing Bea's mum, Heather Mills, because "Mills required her to blow-dry Mills' hair, work unreasonable hours, and spray-tan a naked Mills."
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#palinsproblems
The Sordid Song Of Sherry Johnston
More details are emerging about Sherry Johnston, the grandmother of Bristol Palin's baby on the way, and her drug arrest for felony charges relating to OxyContin sales. More » -
#dirtbag
Jennifer Aniston Cops To Photoshop
- Jennifer Aniston admits two things about that naughty nude GQ cover: that she was drunk when they snapped the pics and that they photoshopped her already perfect funbags. [NYDN]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay And Sam: Crying At Christmastime?
- Did a knock down, drag out fight with Lilo land Samantha Ronson in the hospital for "exhaustion"?
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#dirtbag
Spotted: Luke Wilson Getting A Lap Dance On His Bottle Rocket
- Luke Wilson is back in Austin, Texas for the holidays, and he's spending them at the Yellow Rose gentlemen's club. Ol' Luke was "getting lap dances and rocking out" to heavy metal. [Page Six]
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#thegoodthebadtheugly
Big Hair And Black Leather Ruled At The Patti LaBelle Concert
There are only three words to describe the fashion at Patti LaBelle's concert Friday night at the Apollo: diva, diva diva. More » -
#dirtbag
Madonna Is Psyched About Guy's New Girlfriend
Hugh Grant's ex, socialite Jemima Khan, has reportedly been snuggling up to Guy Ritchie, and Madonna is pleased as punch by the fledgling romance. More » -
#theweekthatwas
This Week We Were Tired Of Tyra, Elisabeth And Meme
We told Tyra yet again that she is no Oprah Winfrey. Learn it, live it, love it, Ty Ty. There is only one Winfrey. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was robbed! $2 million worth of jewelry and other items were taken from her Hollywood Hills pad this morning. The crooks entered through an unlocked front door. Oh, girl. Lock the door next time! More » -
#commenterquips
Reader Roundup
The Bestie should start her own doll shop called the UNpleasant Company: More » -
#jaybies
Fertility Field Guide: Debunking The Duggars
Every time we post about the Duggar clan, readers are filled with questions: like, "how do they afford all those Jaybies?," and "Just how big is Michelle's vagina?" We're here to give you answers!
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#takeavowel
"Double Annoying" Sarah Vowell Loves "The Pill"
Pint-sized writer Sarah Vowell was on L.A's KCRW on Wednesday talking about her love for Loretta Lynn. Vowell grew up in a Pentecostal household, so she wasn't allowed to listen to Satan's minions, Kiss. More » -
#perversionofjustice
Report: Police Targeted Preteen In Prostitution Raid
In 2006, Dymond Milburn went outside her home to flip on the breaker. She was promptly confronted by plainclothes cops telling her, "You're a prostitute. You're coming with me." By the way: she was 12. More » -
#palinsproblems
Wasilla's Finest
Hey, remember when everyone was calling Wasilla "Alaska's Meth Capital"? Well it sounds like one of its most famous inhabitants, Levi Johnston's mother, Sherry, has been tangled up in that Meth-y web. More » -
#dirtbag
Diddy Desperately Wants To Be On 30 Rock
30 Rock is so hot right now, even Diddy wants a piece. "I'm definitely trying to holler at Tina Fey…Me and Tracy [Morgan], we've been talking, and we got a scheme up our sleeves." More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
- Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
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#justajooonxmas
Rudolph Can Take His Red Nose And Shove It
When I was in second grade, I told a girl there was no Santa. She cried. And I liked it. More »
