Yeah, I tried to post this to lighten the mood then it disappeared. Everyone needs some RHOBH.
I'll be patient with the redesign (I'm actually pretty excited about it!) but as I'm waiting for the kinks to get worked out, is there any way that I could have a hi-def version of this article's main graphic? I've been looking for a new desktop background and it's perfect.
@thisisthepanopticon: In this weather I refuse to do anything. I'm originally from northern California so muggy summers and I don't really mesh well together. I like thunderstorms, though (right now it's pretty good)!
@Jana Bickham: True story: One time a friend and I were drunk and having a parallel conversation (with much less coherency, obviously). Her argument? "Sometimes it's good to settle. Life is lonely without it." My argument? "People should never settle. Overpopulation, etc." Her rebuttal? "You're gay. Overpopulation isn't really a problem for you, is it?" I don't remember if I was insulted or if I laughed.
@lola_in_the_dark: This! So true. This is why I DVR and read constantly.
@Jana Bickham: I love Jezebel because of this type of advice.
@Casquivana: It's pretty unfair, actually.
@ameliabearhart: YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON AND I COMPLETELY COPIED AND PASTED THAT LIST. (I also seemed to have turned into Kanye West with this whole caps-lock thing) I'm gonna PM you right now.
@Oleander: Everyone at my work interdates except for me. Sometimes I think that I'm secretly living in a cheesy '90s romance movie.
@DrLostie: Dr. Lostie, you = my new Oprah.
@ameliabearhart: I AM going to NYU. Did you remember that or was it a gay guess?
@Alohamaid: I'm thinking something along the lines of Julie and Julia but with more phone sex.
@lynbird: I remember when I lived in Oregon and my friends and I went on an adventure to find the buried treasure of One-Eyed Willy to save our homes from demolition... wait a second. Which one of my friends could do the truffle shuffle?
@Alohamaid: Not even joking, start a blog, I'd read it.
@Alohamaid: If anything, you'll get great stories and/or a book deal out of this.
@envirodesigner: It could be the opening to the Mad Men episode written by Candace Bushnell!
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