"YOU LEAVE KURT AND GOLDIE OUT OF THIS!" she screams, tears streaming down her face.
This does sort of work with kajal. It looks intense the first day, but if you simply keep it on until it wears away by itself, the softness is really quite flattering and pretty.
(If you're wondering how the hell to get it off when it stay on through face washing/showering/sleeping, the answer is olive oil.)
Of course they do! The point of marriage (blah blah blah romance and devotioncakes) is to get a wife, the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
Het ladies get married, all they get is a husband.
"She" never once asked if anyone had lotion or cocoa butter, though! Part 2?
Well, Dodai? DOES IT?!?
What stacyinbean said.
The thing that frightens me the most is that her vision of "sexy" is what would happen after a person was locked in a dark room with nothing but overproduced porn running on a TV for 24 hours a day.
I can see it in my head and it disturbs me.
I can see it in my head and it disturbs me.
Good point. Palin seems to be at the very least, on a physical level, a human. Bachmann is clearly some sort of meat bag with a space slug at the controls.
It's called the black rainbow, kid. My brother looks like an actual skinhead, I'm generally identified as Latina. People are so, so confused when we go somewhere together.
And didn't she hang her butcher gear over the marital bed?
Not to blame the victim, but THERE WERE SIGNS.
Not to blame the victim, but THERE WERE SIGNS.
When I have a sudden, random pain - something weird and really distracting in my bladder, or even my lower back suddenly locking up and sending me damn near into tears - I dump two tablespoons of ACV into some cold water and drink. I DON'T KNOW WHY IT WORKS.
SISTER!
[Continues endlessly in "Doctor" fashion.]
[Continues endlessly in "Doctor" fashion.]
Any time I read about drunk British ladies, I think they are my sisters, but a pond separates us. Too bad that pond is not made of vodka or gin or maybe Sauvignon Blanc, because then we'd all swim in it, and meet in the middle.
:sips drink:
:sips drink:
she lost a nineteen-thirties Cartier bracelet in the sand
Urge to kill: RISING.
Urge to kill: RISING.
Yes, the man has dazzling eyes and a fluidity in French, but that's not enough for Jenny from the block.
There's also that filmy sheen of skeeve that sits lightly upon his skin.
There's also that filmy sheen of skeeve that sits lightly upon his skin.
Definitely a FF ep first, although it may have later been covered on another show.
Honestly. Urge to kill, RISING.
Gawd, I have learned how to have so much fun with this! "Where do you think I'm from? What do I look like? Is that important to you?" The confusion is so delicious. "Wait a second, I'm supposed to be making you uncomfortable!"
