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        "Ciara's "Like a Boy" is a far superior rumination on the subject. What you mad, can't handle that?"
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        "@BrutallyHonestBabes: And people wonder why I want to fist you so badly, sunshine."
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      BrutallyHonestBabes on Nov 20, 2008

      I brought the message to the Carrie Fischer thread, oh Great Goddess of the Ass Fist!


      BookishLookish on Nov 20, 2008

      Your new av is bringing the playsure to the ladies of le Gauchre. Long may it reign!


      BrutallyHonestBabes on Nov 19, 2008

      OMG I am CACKLING!! "It was like being fisted by sunshine!"


      rollergirl76 on Oct 23, 2008

      "Who was on this jury? Boxes of hair? Piles of leftover buttons?"

      OMG LOL!


      tscheese on Oct 3, 2008

      "YOU, SIR, SHOULD LIVE UNDER MY SKIRT": FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER. I laughed long and loud.


      TexasCrude on Sep 29, 2008

      oh, hai. im ur twin, beetin in a padded cell n commentin on jez! lolz!1!!!


      Jessica on Sep 15, 2008

      "I will happily confess that when my friends are interested in someone, they come to me because of my strong Google-fu. It's like being Veronica Mars, except I don't even have to put on my pants, and my best friends stay unmurdered!"

      OMG I wish I hadn't chosen the COTD already. This made me LOL!!!


      truckasaurus on Sep 5, 2008

      i don't know if you'll see the comment i left in response to yours in the bra-burning thread but i love the simpsons references! thanks for making me smile with the marge picture.


      thenewmasses on Aug 25, 2008

      "The shots will be whatever Queen Z tells Daddy they'll be."

      Lol. well done!


      nolongerinacubiclestillawhore on Aug 7, 2008

      Are we the only Cheesecake Brownie B&J lovers out there? My bf tried it and didn't like it very much, and I haven't met anyone else that likes it. Yay! More for meeeeee!


      MilointheMeadow on Aug 1, 2008

      can i just say? ALL of your comments are pretty much my favorites.



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