Amanda Fucking Palmer plays the ukulele and she cannot be classed as twee, so there's that. #Groupthink
That would be nice, but to be fair they had less than one day to plan. Was Dolly even going to be there? Was she anywhere she could make it in time for the ceremony let alone in time to rehearse? Hudson was, I believe, already scheduled to perform.
Cradle of Democracy, folks!

Cradle of Democracy...

Huh. Usually celebrity death lists this long involve airplanes.
Yes, the Oscar-winning actress and singer who has endured and risen above unimaginable tragedy (the murder of her entire family by her sister's boyfriend) is just trying to ride Whitney's coattails.
Desire to go stab all such parents with infected sharp things RISING!
The domestic abuse took place long before his meltdown, and he certainly did have a thriving career for a long time after that and did not lose his thriving career because of it.
Since Leslie doesn't really count as actually famous, especially in comparison to these other three listed, I think we'll call Whitney the sad third after Etta and Don.
The boy is definitely a Republican, though. He's Newty!
"Not interested! Stop messaging me. Thanks." No please, no sorry, no overly-careful phrasing for him to parse. #Groupthink
Nope! My cats are strictly indoor, and the scientist-guy says there's actually a very narrow window for cats (outdoor) to even be dealing with this parasite thing.

So, my cats and I are TOTES FINE!

*holds lighter aloft* *sways*
So does that mean he'll be a janitor at BA or a director somewhere else? Which half is the joke?!
Well, unless you've seen this movie, you can't actually know if "this premise was done much better" by a 1959 movie (the title of which is On the Beach and it was based on the novel by Nevil Shute, Australian).

But, yes, that was very much a Cold-War Era, facing-nuclear-destruction bummer story. BUT that does make it a very different premise!

The people in On the Beach are facing death due to a nuclear holocaust which just hasn't reached them yet (the fallout). It's about humanity destroying itself.

This film is about crazy random happenstance.

Being bratty and petulant to "punish" your child is unlikely to fix anything, but he'll find out if it worked eventually!
EXACTLY! He doesn't like what he created, but he and his wife are responsible for the brat she is. I don't think this silly display is doing to fix anything.
Ugh to the whole thing. Parents like this create children like that and then they act shocked that spoiling a child rotten didn't produce a grateful, kind, considerate child!

IT'S SO SHOCKING that treating a child like a special snowflake results in children who think they are special snowflakes!!!!11!!

Well, Catholic bishops, I want your church to stop enabling and covering up systemic child rape, and I think my little wish is actually far more moral, ethical, and reasonable than yours, so shut the fuck up, okay?
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