Jenloveshercurves commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

"So, I was thinking about this and I know that this thread is dead and all, but the year I found out that Santa wasn't real is the year that I was molested."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Santa, The Tooth Fairy And Other Lies Our Parents Told Us

"I told the children that I nannied if they picked their nose, the monster that lived up there would bite it off."

Jenloveshercurves commented on British Anglicans Give Their Blessing To Female Bishops

"@braak: Well, technically unless they want to be women and foot the whole bill for the movement."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Writer: Little Girls Are A Threat To HuManity

"This reminds me of what I had to tell a bible camp counselor when he insisted that my shorts were causing him to sin by thinking of me sexually, "I am not responsible for your sin."

Jenloveshercurves commented on If She Doesn't Want Talk, She Probably Doesn't Want To Sit On Your Face

"This almost ruins my favorite activity, sitting on men's faces."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@anonymousone: You know what?"

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"Also Feministing has picked this up! [feministing.com] SWEET!"

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@Slut Machine: I guess not, but we do come and support your work, so um, engaging in the discourse could be nice."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@thatgirlinnewyork: Actually, she said that she was raped."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@Isolationtzar: Yes, we all agree that she's great, works hard and has unicorns, rainbows and easybake ovens coming out of her ass."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@rose0red: Fair and balanced, unlike Fox News."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@janesays: I'm really suggesting that everyone who is blindly defending SM actually go and read the original post/accompany comments and not be so, "Ohh stop hating on Slut Machine, she's the best and rainbows and unicorns fly out of her ass!" There is definately reasons some folks are upset and not because we aren't hip or sex positive or don't have rainbows or unicorns flying out of our own asses (I know that I shit rainbows and unicorns, don't you?"

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@Slut Machine: I think many people, self included, are a little upset with how you glossed over valid questions addressed here and in the original post about the nature of your discussion of the rape of a 13 year old."

Jenloveshercurves commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"@hortense: I guess the confusion about what the comments would have addressed (being this is a SM's reply to a post on rape), is understandable, but I'm still uncomfortable with asking ladies to limit what is said about rape in an open forum."