JeanGenetRamsey commented on There Ought To Be A Sign

"One time I bit my boyfriend's penis by accident and then another time I puked on it a little bit and pretended I hadn't, as in, "No I didn't." And yet, right now, he's buying me cigarettes across the street."

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"bitches please, 1979 East Germany is hella chic."

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"The color of bourbon and two or three melted ice cubes, it smells luxurious, grosteque like the arch of a wrist, exposing the close veins."

JeanGenetRamsey commented on Photographer Accidentally Takes a Picture

"Something about Matthew Lawrence's wall-eyed look and the way he's sort of gnawing on the inside of his cheeck with his jaw clenched makes me pretty sure he's just licked the bag clean, glanced in the mirror, and unbuttoned his shirt a little more."

JeanGenetRamsey commented on Hell's Belles: MTV Looks At The Lives Of Young Southern Women

"Yeah, I was a debutante in Mississippi because my grandmother begged me."

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JeanGenetRamsey commented on In Defense Of Sex And The City

"Listen, Lipstick Jungle doesn't work because that show is CHEAP."

JeanGenetRamsey commented on For Discussion: The Guilty Pleasures of Misspent Youth

"I used to have this fantasy that Jonathan Taylor Thomas would walk down my street and when I went out to talk to him, he would be like, "Where am I?"

JeanGenetRamsey commented on Mark Ronson Will Point You In The Right Direction

"His puffy haircut says "I bathe," his soigné Carolina Herrera coat says "I really like amphetamines," and I'm thinking I would totally hit that."

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"Stephan K upsets me on multiple registers, but it's mostly that he sounds fat."

JeanGenetRamsey commented on Hipsters Can't Love

"I turned to my anemic boyfriend as he sat reading in our bed, smoking sulkily, and pointed out to him that apparently our little haven from responsibility (except of course the responsibilities of esoteric inquiry and acquisition of amphetamines) had been characterized as a college full of people still weaing Wayfarers."