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      Eeva on May 14, 2008

      Try it now, it is seriously yum. Best with fresh-squeezed lime (I have asked for a halved lime in bars for this - do it with a cheeky grin and you'll get it) but sugary lime cordial is very good too.
      Now I want one.

      PS. So, so sorry about your poor dog with the lovely name. I hope she wasn't in too much pain.


      krismry on Apr 21, 2008

      i just read about your beloved friend zola and wanted to send you deepest condolences for your loss.


      IvyLeagueMetalhead on Apr 16, 2008

      A sad update: Zola had to be put down yesterday. She went into septic shock and the vet said there wasn't anything else they could do.

      She was a good girl. I'm gonna miss her.


      IvyLeagueMetalhead on Apr 14, 2008

      I'm very worried. My Doberman Pinscher, Zola, needed emergency surgery this weekend to remove a bandana she'd eaten that got lodged in her intestinal tract.
      Please say a prayer to the higher power of your choice or just send fuzzy well-wishes her way!
      Thank you. I miss her. The house is too quiet now.


      dayglo on Apr 11, 2008

      Oo, you asked my question right before I asked it! Do I get to say "jinx?"


      constancescott1990 on Mar 19, 2008

      Checking out for spring break.peace


      Trixie from Toronto on Mar 11, 2008

      I meant our cheating spouses were fucking assholes, but yes, commenters too.

      It's the wild look in the ferret's eye that frightens me!!


      Trixie from Toronto on Mar 10, 2008

      p.s. Jesus, your avatar frightens me.


      Trixie from Toronto on Mar 10, 2008

      When my husband was fucking around on me, he was getting laid and getting laid good at home too, constantly and hotly!!!

      Fucking assholes!!!


      Lux Lisbon on Jan 16, 2008

      Thanks! It's one of the few books I have read several times over. I love the surreal-ness of the story and the characters, especially Lux.


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