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#finalfrontier
Shatner's Poetic Reading Of Levi's Tweets
Levi Johnston often ponders the nature of the universe with Tweets like, "maybe I don't exist and it only seems like I do," so it's fitting that William Shatner performed his microblogs on last night's Tonight Show. Clip at left. More » -
#toystory
Jem's Truly Outrageous Comeback
Hasbro has successfully revived the Transformers and G.I. Joe franchises, and now a Jem and the Holograms film or TV series is in the works. High School Musical writer Peter Barsocchini is attached. [SciFi Squad via Buzzfeed] More » -
#brickthinking
A Lego By Any Other Name
The Morning News compiled a chart of different families' Lego nomenclature, so next time you're building a Lego masterpiece your friend won't hand you a "two-piece one stud" when you clearly asked for a "one piece." [Morning News via Buzzfeed] More » -
#sparklyvampires
Twilight: Unbound In Online Video Comic
For those too lazy to actually read the Stephenie Meyer comic book biography released as part of the Female Force series, now you can download the "digital video comic" version of Twilight: Unbound for $2 on iTunes and Amazon. [UPI] More » -
#gendergames
South African Olympics Official Suspended Over Semenya Case
South Africa's Olympic governing body has suspended Athletics South Africa President Leonard Chuene, who admitted he lied about Caster Semenya being gender tested to protect her. The ASA has apologized to Semenya for the handling of her gender verification. [BBC] More » -
#biglove
Jeffs Told Girl "Be Fruitful And Multiply"
On Tuesday, polygamist leader Warren Jeffs' lawyers asked the Utah Supreme Court to overturn his accomplice to rape conviction, arguing that he didn't know the 14-year-old girl he married to her 19-year-old cousin would be forced to have sex. [UPI] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#maghag
"Allure" Confesses: "I Think I Have Body Dysmorphia Disorder"
In Fashion Week Daily's imagined interview with Allure, the mag reveals she'd "love to do more stories on religious cults and Sudan," but must keep using the word "sexiest" on the cover lest the tabloids outsell her. [FWD via Fashionista] More » -
#badvertising
Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
In this full-page magazine ad, Cottonelle suggests you "Peruse our Hollywood beauty and fashion tips" to learn how toilet paper, "can help you achieve ready-for-your-close-up confidence." Since when does "red carpet glamour" mean having camera-ready nether regions? [Fashion Informer] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Chris Caught Kissing Kate; Kristen Thinks Fame Is "Sad, Desolate" Like A Vampire
- Chris Martin was reportedly spotted kissing Kate Bosworth, a friend of his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow. An eyewitness reports, "At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate..."
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#boobytrap
Woman Invents Neck Bra, New Wrinkle Worries
Is your fear of cleavage wrinkles keeping you up at night? La Decollette, a cupless bra that holds the breasts in place while sleeping, promises to help you "emphasize your femininity with a beautiful and smooth neckline." [Daily Express] More » -
#realitybites
Winona Ryder On Public Life, Private Lives
Winona Ryder doesn't do much press anymore, but in an interview with BlackBook magazine she discusses her upcoming film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, her relationship with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, and spending two decades in the spotlight. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Made Up Abuse Claims; Chris Brown Covers Vibe
- Hailey Glassman's claim on The Insider that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her was actually made up by Jon himself. A source said, "Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money..."
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#badvertising
Encourage Men To Focus Less On Your Words, More On Your Ass
The woman in the commercial at left has such a great butt thanks to Reebok EasyTone sneakers that the cameraman can't help but zoom in on her backside. She just smiles and takes his creepy ogling as a compliment. [AdGabber] More » -
#clips
Rabbi Shmuley Boteach Blames Media For Jon Gosselin's Behavior
Following his public discussion with Jon Gosselin last night, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach told Good Morning America that the "circus that those who find themselves in the media spotlight experience," may have made Jon emotionally abuse his girlfriend. Clip at left. More » -
#costumedcanines
Slutoween Has Gone To The Dogs
Here's some scary news: Judging from the costumed pet photos on Dogster's blog, the inappropriately sexy Halloween costume trend has spread to dogs. No pets should be subjected to thong bikinis or sexy French maid outfits. [Dogster via Mental Floss] More » -
#sunnydays
How To Get To Sesame Street
In honor of Sesame Street's 40th anniversary, New York Magazine took a look at its history, from 1993's failed "Around the Corner" segments, to Kermit hosting The Tonight Show, and what's inside Big Bird's new high-tech costume. [N.Y. Magazine] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
- No one saw this coming: Jon Gosselin dumped Hailey Glassman on the advice of his spiritual advisor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. "They're taking a break," said an insider, "[Jon] decided he needed to spend some time on his own." [Extra]
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#clips
Swayze's Widow: "I Feel Like He Hasn't Left"
Today on Oprah, Lisa Niemi, Patrick Swayze's wife of 34 years, revealed that they separated for a year because of his drinking. "I didn't want to be there to watch him die," she said. "Not like that." Clip at left. More » -
#breastintentions
Local News Starts Sweeps Month With Topless Breast Self-Exam
ABC's Washington, D.C. affiliate WJLA aired a segment showing a partially nude woman giving herself a breast self-examination this week. Today on ABC's Good Morning America, two WJLA journalists denied that it was just a ratings stunt. Clip at left. More » -
#swissdiss
Swiss Reject Second Polanski Bail Offer
Swiss authorities have rejected a higher bail offer Roman Polanski made this week, saying he's still considered a flight risk. Polanski's previous offer of house arrest with his Gstaad apartment as collateral was rejected. His lawyer says he'll appeal. [AP] More » -
#hotair
DA Will Investigate Balloon Boy Sheriff
The Boulder County DA says he'll investigate Richard Heene's allegation that Larimer County Sheriff John Alderden conducted his balloon hoax investigation inappropriately. It's illegal for Colorado officials to make information about cases of child neglect public. [N.Y. Daily News] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
- Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."
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#coverlies
Glamour's "Big" Issue: Plus-Size Models, Plus-Size Problems
Good news, ladies: The November issue of Glamour features its much-ballyhooed plus-sized photoshoot, meaning that being bigger than a sample size is finally acceptable (though readers' faces, wardrobes, and sex lives still need some work). More »
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#iwont
Halloween Wedding Too Ghoulish For Sleepy Hollow Church
Lisa Panensky and Jim Nieves reserved the church mentioned in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow months ago, but church officials called off their Halloween wedding after learning they plan to wear costumes and play The Munsters theme. [N.Y. Daily News] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
- In an interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Hailey Glassman says her boyfriend Jon Gosselin will "take his anger out on me... He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused."
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#leftovers
Five Arrested In Homecoming Assault; Sarah Palin Slams Levi, CBS
• Five men have been arrested in the gang rape and robbery of a 15-year-old teen outside her school's homecoming. Police say they now think 10 people took part in the assault as 20 watched and, possibly, took pictures. • More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
- Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.
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#clips
Sawyer Makes Personal Political With Shriver, McCain
Meghan McCain and Maria Shriver appeared on GMA today from The Women's Conference in California. Diane Sawyer asked McCain about work/relationship balance, and questioned Shriver on Schwarzenegger's response to her cell phone debacle. Clip at left. More »
