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Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
This month's Marie Claire includes a David Letterman-inspired article that explains why "bonking the boss" is a bad idea, yet still makes office affairs sound sexy. But more importantly, did Natalie Portman hook up with Sean Penn?
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#longgoodbyes
Jimmy Kimmel Hates GMA Now That Diane Sawyer's Been "Fired"
In the only break from two hours of teary-eyed tributes, late-night comedians bid Diane Sawyer funny farewells on her last day at Good Morning America. "I don't know why they fired you," said Jimmy Kimmel, "But I hate everyone there." More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
- Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally.
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Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?
- Chris Brown whined to Vibe about how Oprah Winfrey treated him after he assaulted Rihanna saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Tila Claims Rihanna Has Herpes; Jake Calls Reese His "Girlfriend"
- Rihanna made fun of Tila Tequila on a radio show, so naturally, Tila's only option was to claim that Rihanna has herpes and declare that she's now on "Team Chris."
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#thegirlieshow
Liz Learns High-Def's A Deal Breaker On 30 Rock
Last night on 30 Rock, Devin Banks said Liz Lemon's talk show Dealbreakers was destined to fail because, "She's just a writer with zero performing experience." But, a certain writer-turned-actress gave the funniest performance since Jack and Tracy's therapy session. More » -
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Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
