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#crapemails
Mailbox Hall Of Shame: Readers Sound Off About Jesus, Tiger, & "Whitney Huston"
Undaunted by previous roundups of ridiculous emails, readers continue requesting services we don't provide, confusingly haranguing us, and encouraging us to "be fool!" A sampling of our recent favorites, after the jump: More » -
#shortbutsweet
Hateship, Friendship, Courtship, Loveship, Writing
Is 2009 the year of the female short story writer? Maybe, but some of the literary lionesses on this list have been at it a long time. We'd add Amy Hempel and Lydia Davis to make an even eight. [Guardian] More » -
#unfriend
Facebook System Proves Rape Jokes Even Less Funny As Acrostic Poems
Misogynistic DENNIS System, meet my system: Adjust brain for consumption of bullshit. Notice asshole Facebook group. Nope, rape's still not funny. AUSTIN system kind of is, though. [Facebook] More » -
#thenamegame
O Is For Olivia: Precocious, Passionate, & Up For A Lesbian Cruise
Sometimes in the course of doing this post, I come across a name that is, as the kids are saying these days, full of win. Such is Olivia.
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#bagit
4 Reasons The Douchebag Has Jumped The Shark
While we're on the subject of language, I'd like to point out that both the word "douchebag" and the concept it stands for are, like, totally over. After the jump, four reasons why.
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#mistressdistress
A Mistress By Any Other Name: Tiger Woods And The Language Of Cheating
Slate's Jesse Sheidlower argues that we shouldn't call the women Tiger Woods slept with "mistresses" — so what's to become of this rather well-behaved word for bad behavior?
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#roevsworld
3 Lies Anti-Choicers Tell About Planned Parenthood
Undercover anti-abortion activist Lila Rose has struck again, this time with a video supposedly exposing Planned Parenthood's malfeasance. What it actually exposes: the anti-choice movement's smear tactics. More » -
#coverlies
Glamour: In 2010, Resolve Not To Put Popcorn In Your Vagina
January Glamour offers lots of tips for surviving til 2011, which readers will really appreciate — if they're complete boneheads.
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#badvice
The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
So many Britons live a single, "Bridget Jones" lifestyle that soon there won't be enough room to house all these brazen hussies! Clearly Brits and Americans alike need dating advice — and in a crowded field, we have the best.
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#tragictrade
Frying Pan Into The Fire: Former Child Prostitutes Have Nowhere To Turn
Experts say former child prostitutes need "24/7 residential care for a long period of time." But with over 100,000 kids competing for 44 beds nationwide, many are out of luck. More »
