iAlreadyHateYou commented on Cate Blanchett Wears Cat Eyes, Wee One With Pride

"Jeebus, I hope I can look half as good after giving birth to my first wee one."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes

""Realizing there was no amount of skimpy dresses and slutty shoes that could make her look anything other than bland, Gwyneth Paltrow decides to go back to dressing like her old (and yes, bland) self.""

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Chris Noth: "Bish Plz"

"First! I love me some Chris Noth."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Raven Symone: Weirdly-Dressed Hell On Wheels

"This picture provides yet another clue as to why Americans are fat."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Remember how weird it was

"My biggest disappointment was when I learned that beautiful and intelligent lawyer Helen Gamble from The Practice, aka Lara Flynn Boyle was effing crazy in real life."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Zahara: Shopping With Shiloh Is Stupendously Boring

"But why, oh why, all the black?"

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Teenage Wasteland

"She was on the news around here, and apparently the cops were called because she got a bit rowdy after being told she couldn't go in and that she wouldn't get her money back. I don't think she should be reimbursed."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Hilary Swank's Earhart Hat Attracts Attention

"Hilary, the zoo called and demanded that you return the pigeon, the polar bear, and the goose you stole yesterday...OMG YOU'VE KILLED THEM ALL, HAVEN'T YOU?"

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Loose Lips

"@FullSpeedLohan: Except prettier."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Pennsylvania Parents Object To Kid Counseling Over Transgender Third Grader

"@Khrushchev: He needs prayer, all right."