HotpantsMalone commented on Lindsay Lohan's Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again

"LEGS PRACTICALLY TOUCHING!"

HotpantsMalone commented on Jennifer Lopez Drops The Baby Weight Even Faster Than She Could Spend That 'People' Payday

"In fairness, it DID take Kate Hudson a while to drop her baby weight -- probably because she gained 70 pounds."

HotpantsMalone commented on Missing: One Celebrity Belly Button And One Sense Of Inhibition

"I just wish she'd get a bikini bottom that wasn't so saggy."

HotpantsMalone commented on AMPTP President Nick Counter's Picket Sign Popularity At All-Time HIgh

"On another point, I have to say, picketing with these sorts of signs don't make the writers look very serious, or professional -- and I say this AS A WRITER, who sympathizes with and believes they deserve higher residuals."

HotpantsMalone commented on Martha Stewart Is Shelling Out $28K A Month For A Biological Grandkid

"PS: My mother had my sister at 41 -- no fertility treatments required."

HotpantsMalone commented on Martha Stewart Is Shelling Out $28K A Month For A Biological Grandkid

"I will never understand why people get so worked up about what other women choose to do re: their fertility."

HotpantsMalone commented on Go Fug Yourself's Heather

" That's weird, because they've done stuff on TV Guide Channel and E!"

HotpantsMalone commented on The Mystery MySpace Message

" Sounds like a date to me, the kind you go on when you don't know the person very well, so you don't want to get stranded at dinner with them in case they suck, but you think they're hot and want to find out."

HotpantsMalone commented on The Consequences Of Pull-Outs (The Sex Kind)

" I guess I'm another judgmental commenter, then."

HotpantsMalone commented on Michelle Williams: Bad Haircut Or Awkward In-Between Stage?

" I think she's one of the few people who actually kind of pulls it off."