HotpantsMalone commented on Lindsay Lohan's Fetish For Boyfriend-Stealing Strikes Yet Again

"LEGS PRACTICALLY TOUCHING!"

HotpantsMalone commented on Jennifer Lopez Drops The Baby Weight Even Faster Than She Could Spend That 'People' Payday

"In fairness, it DID take Kate Hudson a while to drop her baby weight -- probably because she gained 70 pounds."

HotpantsMalone commented on Missing: One Celebrity Belly Button And One Sense Of Inhibition

"I just wish she'd get a bikini bottom that wasn't so saggy."

HotpantsMalone commented on AMPTP President Nick Counter's Picket Sign Popularity At All-Time HIgh

"On another point, I have to say, picketing with these sorts of signs don't make the writers look very serious, or professional -- and I say this AS A WRITER, who sympathizes with and believes they deserve higher residuals."

HotpantsMalone commented on Martha Stewart Is Shelling Out $28K A Month For A Biological Grandkid

"PS: My mother had my sister at 41 -- no fertility treatments required."

HotpantsMalone commented on Martha Stewart Is Shelling Out $28K A Month For A Biological Grandkid

"I will never understand why people get so worked up about what other women choose to do re: their fertility."

HotpantsMalone commented on Go Fug Yourself's Heather

" That's weird, because they've done stuff on TV Guide Channel and E!"

HotpantsMalone commented on The Mystery MySpace Message

" Sounds like a date to me, the kind you go on when you don't know the person very well, so you don't want to get stranded at dinner with them in case they suck, but you think they're hot and want to find out."

HotpantsMalone commented on The Consequences Of Pull-Outs (The Sex Kind)

" I guess I'm another judgmental commenter, then."

HotpantsMalone commented on Michelle Williams: Bad Haircut Or Awkward In-Between Stage?

" I think she's one of the few people who actually kind of pulls it off."

HotpantsMalone commented on Anna Wintour And Carine Roitfeld's Daughters Are Both Prettier, More Nourished Than Their Moms. Do They Hate Each Other Anyway?

" That's a terrible picture of Bee."

HotpantsMalone commented on Dear Vincent (Vinny?) From Season 3 Of 'Project Runway'

" I ALSO ran into him at Fashion Week, and he seemed VERY pleased with himself."

HotpantsMalone commented on Jamie Lee Curtis Freaked The Fuck Out By 'Top Chef'

" This would have been so timely...in 2002."

HotpantsMalone commented on Would You Fuck The New 'Jake'?

" I'm not sure why Glamour thinks its readers will respond to a 34 year old man dating a 21 year old girl."

HotpantsMalone commented on Jessicas Are All Pretty Bitches

" As a Jessica myself, I'd like to speak out in defense of both myself and Jessica Wakefield."

HotpantsMalone commented on Megan Fox Is Okay Looking

" I think she's pretty, but I can NOT get over the fact that she's got Brian Austin Green's named tattooed over her ladybits."

HotpantsMalone commented on Not So Silently Judging: Why The Hell Do Heidi Klum And Seal Need One Nanny For Each One Of Their Kids?

" How do we know some of these aren't Heidi's relatives?"

HotpantsMalone commented on Ann Coulter-Elizabeth Edwards Clash Has Undesired Effects

" I really, REALLY hate it when women tell other women they're doing feminism wrong."