Hell Kitty commented on British Kids Manage To Make "Prom" An Even More Hateful Institution

""They gave in after their son promised to study harder in return." Michael Clarke's parents: Kids don't understand the concept of credit."

Hell Kitty commented on Katherine Heigl's Emmy Snub Might Be A Stand For Strong Female Characters

"You forgot Kelly's nosejob for her 16th birthday."

Hell Kitty commented on How Do You Care For the Hair Down There?

"I shave when I can be bothered. However, I found out yesterday that my boyfriend has HAIRGROWTH HALFWAY UP HIS DICK."

Hell Kitty commented on Usher Reminds You Of His Star Status With Subtle Tattoo

"Usher, the epitome of a doable douche."

Hell Kitty commented on There are so many things to

"Makes sense to have at least the mani-pedi thing going for you when you're literally shitting that thing out with tons of people staring at your hoo-ha."

Hell Kitty commented on Dax Shepard: Shirtless, Cocksure & Surly

"Sure I would, on a boring day."

Hell Kitty commented on LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

""Maybe I can change him" But it's more fun for everyone that I don't."

Hell Kitty commented on The Dictionary Definition Of Glamour? See Here

"She looks stunning."

Hell Kitty commented on Josh Brolin And Diane Lane: Gonna Make Beautiful Babies

"He's got a big giant head."

Hell Kitty commented on Are You Teacher's Pet, Even At The Gym?

"Bring back Jane Fonda aerobics."

Hell Kitty commented on Do You Prefer The Platonic Company Of Men Or Women?

"My ass is too big to ever be considered "just one of the guys"."

Hell Kitty commented on Marianne Faithfull: Broken English

"Ah Marianne, how could anyone not love her?"

Hell Kitty commented on Lenny Kravitz Emerges From Car; Flashes Peace Sign, Smile

"Wow he looks so small I could almost give birth to him."

Hell Kitty commented on Mary J. Blige's "Just Fine" Is Just What We Need

"How can anyone not love Mary?"

Hell Kitty commented on Britney's Tiger Costume is Grrrreat!

"Awww Britney."

Hell Kitty commented on Trick Or Treat! Hills Star Audrina: Like A Virgin

"Who's that girl and where's Sean Penn?"

Hell Kitty commented on Revisiting 'Sex': How Do You Hold On To The Nasty Old Dude Using You For Sex?

"Janey Wilcox in Trading Up attempts and fails to score a hunky polo player with whom her socialite "friend" is having an extramarital affair, then proceeds to accuse him of sexual harrassment."

Hell Kitty commented on Gold Llame Window Display Confuses Shopper Into Thinking American Apparel Is Store For Hookers

"It's the Disco Lion!"