HeliosHyperion commented on Turkey Day: Are You A Kitchen Slaver, Or Shirker?

"My step-dad spent way too much money and food we're likely to throw away. And I had to repeat to my mother 3 times: The package says to cook the pie shells according to the recipe, and the recipe doesn't say anything about the pie shells. It's not like she's hard of hearing."

HeliosHyperion commented on Twilight At Midnight: Smells Like Teen Spirit

"@hortense: I don't know you, but from that one line, I think I love you."

HeliosHyperion commented on Crap Email From A Dude

"O hai!"

HeliosHyperion commented on Cleopatra: Not Just A Piece Of Asp

"According to historical sources, written during and up to 200 or so years after Cleopatra's time, she was a very charming woman."

HeliosHyperion commented on GOP Pinheads: Women Aren't "Feminist" Unless They Vote For Sarah Palin

"The right kind of feminist being the kind that shuts up and takes it like a good girl. I fucking hate them."

HeliosHyperion commented on Good Housekeeping

"If I had to conform to these rules, I'd be more than a little gay."

HeliosHyperion commented on The parents of the unfortunately

"The school let him be himself, which is a good thing."

HeliosHyperion commented on Yesterday I Dried My Hair With A Towel: Confessions Of A Curly-Haired Traitor

"Umm...I'm sure that to properly maintain curly hair, a slight deviation from the standard -- which I imagine to be rooted in "superior" straight hair -- is somewhat neccessary."

HeliosHyperion commented on Do You Have A Problem With Mirrors?

"Mirrors can be a bit striking for me, because sometimes when I look in them, the reflection is not how I see myself at all in my head."

HeliosHyperion commented on Compensation, Culpability And The Definitions of Rape

"Wow."