Heatherly commented on You Just Have To Love Cloris Leachman

"Cloris Leachman is the old lady I want to be someday."

Heatherly commented on American Apparel Model Tries To Be Paris Hilton's New BFF

"She doesn't believe in pubes, but she apparently DOES believe in underarm hair. Strange choice, that."

Heatherly commented on Hayden Panettiere Is Self Conscious About Her Hair

"Is it just me, or does it look like she's had a nosejob? Maybe it's just the haircut."

Heatherly commented on Next Up? Spa Treatments For Your Unborn Baby!

"Yeah, the hours my 6-year-old daughter spends lining up garden snails on the back porch and watching them race would pretty much obliterate any mani/pedi she'd gotten that day."

Heatherly commented on Lourdes & Carlos Leon: Like Father, Like Daughter

"Awww, she has her mother's whole face."

Heatherly commented on Please Do Not Cry For Those Poor Polygamist Wives, Fox News

"@Crazydogggz: Good point. I was watching something earlier this week where they interviewed a woman who had escaped this exact sect and she was pointing out that a lot of the women who were on TV sobbing about their children were the exact ones who took great pleasure beating her own children. Seems like maybe that was covered here?"

Heatherly commented on Even Real Housewives Have Kids Who Are Pains In The Ass

"That sort of made my heart glad, actually. I'm torn between thinking that there's hope for Francois and Johann and then having bizarre flashes to the Brandon Davis "Firecrotch" rant. (Also, to be THAT mom for a second - I have two kids who are 6 and 4 and they absolutely would have been able to eat there without befouling anybody's burger."

Heatherly commented on This Season's Bridal Wares Continue To Inspire Shock, Awe

"Who in God's name says "I KNOW!"

Heatherly commented on Gross? Beyond Gross?

"@phantom lady: That's what I was thinking."

Heatherly commented on Searching For The Worst Outfit In 'International Male'

"@Hamsterpants: HAHAHAHA - I was totes going to post about Fire Island with regards to those gauze overalls!! Also, psst - gauze overall model is going commando."