HairQuestion commented on Crap Email From A Dude, II

" It's official."

HairQuestion commented on Self-Promotion Guru David Seaman Totally Got Our Memo, Shat All Over It

" The fact that you wrote an entire post on this and actually posted his email to you makes you ladies 10 times bigger douchebags and attention whores than he is."

HairQuestion commented on The Days May Be Different But The News Stays The Same

" I don't know if I'm as fucking tired of hearing about missing pregnant women as I am tired of fucking sick bastards killing/abducting pregnant women. But, ya know, whatever floats your boat."

HairQuestion commented on The Terrorists Win Again On TheKnot.com

" I'm going to start posting on The Knot just to mess with these girls' heads."

HairQuestion commented on We Are All Beautiful Skinny Models

" @msAnthrope: Wear a flowy dress."

HairQuestion commented on Mya Has Been Having Reeeeally Healthy Relationships With Men In The Time Since You Last Heard Her On The Radio

" I'd make a witty comment, but my head exploded halfway through reading that."

HairQuestion commented on DailyCandy Wants Us To All Be Fairy Princesses

" The only one I can think of who needs a donkey is Shrek."

HairQuestion commented on Trojan Commercial Dares To Link Condom Use, Prevention Of Pregnancy

" Newsflash: Sometimes American youths will lie about their sex lives to seem prudish and moral."

HairQuestion commented on 'Teen Vogue' Interns Spend A Suspicious Amount Of Time Talking About What They Were Wearing At Their 'Teen Vogue' Interviews...

" Apparently you can't love clothes if you make less than 10K a month."

HairQuestion commented on 'DailyCandy' Thinks Head Trauma Is Hilarious

" DailyCandy Everywhere also assumes a trained pathologist can't tell the difference between a healthy, living body and a dead body. That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. (Oh, great, now DailyCandy has regressed me back to 5th grade insults.)"