HairQuestion commented on Crap Email From A Dude, II

" It's official."

HairQuestion commented on Self-Promotion Guru David Seaman Totally Got Our Memo, Shat All Over It

" The fact that you wrote an entire post on this and actually posted his email to you makes you ladies 10 times bigger douchebags and attention whores than he is."

HairQuestion commented on The Days May Be Different But The News Stays The Same

" I don't know if I'm as fucking tired of hearing about missing pregnant women as I am tired of fucking sick bastards killing/abducting pregnant women. But, ya know, whatever floats your boat."

HairQuestion commented on The Terrorists Win Again On TheKnot.com

" I'm going to start posting on The Knot just to mess with these girls' heads."

HairQuestion commented on We Are All Beautiful Skinny Models

" @msAnthrope: Wear a flowy dress."

HairQuestion commented on Mya Has Been Having Reeeeally Healthy Relationships With Men In The Time Since You Last Heard Her On The Radio

" I'd make a witty comment, but my head exploded halfway through reading that."

HairQuestion commented on DailyCandy Wants Us To All Be Fairy Princesses

" The only one I can think of who needs a donkey is Shrek."

HairQuestion commented on Trojan Commercial Dares To Link Condom Use, Prevention Of Pregnancy

" Newsflash: Sometimes American youths will lie about their sex lives to seem prudish and moral."

HairQuestion commented on 'Teen Vogue' Interns Spend A Suspicious Amount Of Time Talking About What They Were Wearing At Their 'Teen Vogue' Interviews...

" Apparently you can't love clothes if you make less than 10K a month."

HairQuestion commented on 'DailyCandy' Thinks Head Trauma Is Hilarious

" DailyCandy Everywhere also assumes a trained pathologist can't tell the difference between a healthy, living body and a dead body. That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. (Oh, great, now DailyCandy has regressed me back to 5th grade insults.)"

HairQuestion commented on Donald Trump Can Shove It

" So, will corporate sponsors donate products for the contents of their Hope Chests, or will the girls have to make it all themselves? P.S."

HairQuestion commented on Tom Ford Knows All The Words To "Last Dance"

" @SarahHeartburn: Seconded."

HairQuestion commented on How Not To Leave Your House

" In a public bathroom, if you notice the toilet paper is out, the paper seat covers "provided for your protection" work pretty well. And tampons are too expensive to use as TP, in my book."

HairQuestion commented on Why I'll Never Let My Kids Get To Smart: A Blond's Opinion

" I'm pretty sure it's on purpose since it's not the only "typo.""

HairQuestion commented on Did Jessica Biel Piss Off The Editors of 'Cosmopolitan'?

" All the girls in that spread look relatively hungover and/or drunk."

HairQuestion commented on Kids Who Get Carried Away... A Poll

" Here's a thought: discipline kids to behave or leave them at home."

HairQuestion commented on DailyCandy: Who's Your (Gay) Daddy?

" Ever since I found this in my inbox this morning I've been waiting for y'all to rip into it. Thank you, Jezebel girls, for never letting me down."

HairQuestion commented on Paris Hilton Gives Us A 23-Day Vacation From Looking At Her Face

" Are we really going to have to read about what Paris Hilton eats in jail?"