HPgirl commented on Texas Officials Keep Teen Moms From Polygamist Sect In State Custody

"@arodriguez.romero: It was the NY Times."

HPgirl commented on Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "Raunchy", "Painfully Intimate", "Partially Undercooked"

"He is Nick fucking Andopolis and he can do no wrong."

HPgirl commented on This Week In Tabloids: TomKat Split; Ashlee Simpson's Engaged & Pregnant; Mariah Carey Is Slim

"@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: Oh."

HPgirl commented on Zooey & Scarlett: Which Winsome Indie Starlet-Turned-Indie Songstress Do You Most Adore Or Abhor?

"@bigtittycommittee: HA."

HPgirl commented on Fat Cat

"@Smackdown: How do you PUT a cat on a diet? The qstn sounds retarded, I know, but I'm curious."

HPgirl commented on Dear Oprah, Mariah & Leona: Don't Forget That Curly Hair Is Beautiful Too

"@Dear Blond Diary...: Curly Girl Salon?"

HPgirl commented on Dear Oprah, Mariah & Leona: Don't Forget That Curly Hair Is Beautiful Too

"@kgibbs: HA."

HPgirl commented on Rachel Bilson, Mom, Shop At Quik-Mart

"@hortense: Heh."

HPgirl commented on Erica Jong's Sister: "Fear of Flying Has Been A Thorn In My Flesh For Thirty-Five Years"

"I think I will forever be traumatized by her waking up in the hotel room in Paris and she's having her period."

HPgirl commented on Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On

"@hortense: Um, who ARE the Jonas brothers? Btw, not really connected but I despise the American version of What Not to Wear."

HPgirl commented on Woody V. Dov: It's A Battle Of The Lolita-Loving Asian Fetishist Jews!

"@ihateyourescalade: HA."

HPgirl commented on Woody V. Dov: It's A Battle Of The Lolita-Loving Asian Fetishist Jews!

"Does anyone who can actually read Yiddish use the internet? And, omg."

HPgirl commented on As He Was: Remembering The Jeremy Piven Of Yesteryear

"OMG, he has my everlasting love due to Larry Sanders. Yeah, he was rather...pasty and cuddly, no?"

HPgirl commented on Dear Ivy League Virgins: Did You Ever Think Maybe Fucking Once In Awhile Would Make You More Fun?

"holy shit, man."

HPgirl commented on Which Books Send You Running Out Without A Cuddle?

"I seriously?"

HPgirl commented on "That Girl Was, Is, And Will Always Be Nada"

"That video...sweet!"

HPgirl commented on Behold: The Leaning Tower Of Eva

"Oh, and isn't there also Eva Green?"

HPgirl commented on Ad Man Donny Deutsch & Comedienne Nancy Giles Weigh In On Controversial Vogue Cover

"Whoa."