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HPgirl commented on Texas Officials Keep Teen Moms From Polygamist Sect In State Custody
"@arodriguez.romero: It was the NY Times."
HPgirl commented on Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "Raunchy", "Painfully Intimate", "Partially Undercooked"
"He is Nick fucking Andopolis and he can do no wrong."
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"@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: Oh."
HPgirl commented on Zooey & Scarlett: Which Winsome Indie Starlet-Turned-Indie Songstress Do You Most Adore Or Abhor?
"@bigtittycommittee: HA."
HPgirl commented on Fat Cat
"@Smackdown: How do you PUT a cat on a diet? The qstn sounds retarded, I know, but I'm curious."
HPgirl commented on Dear Oprah, Mariah & Leona: Don't Forget That Curly Hair Is Beautiful Too
"@Dear Blond Diary...: Curly Girl Salon?"
"@kgibbs: HA."
HPgirl commented on Rachel Bilson, Mom, Shop At Quik-Mart
"@hortense: Heh."
HPgirl commented on Erica Jong's Sister: "Fear of Flying Has Been A Thorn In My Flesh For Thirty-Five Years"
"I think I will forever be traumatized by her waking up in the hotel room in Paris and she's having her period."
HPgirl commented on Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On
"@hortense: Um, who ARE the Jonas brothers? Btw, not really connected but I despise the American version of What Not to Wear."
HPgirl commented on Woody V. Dov: It's A Battle Of The Lolita-Loving Asian Fetishist Jews!
"@ihateyourescalade: HA."
"Does anyone who can actually read Yiddish use the internet? And, omg."
HPgirl commented on As He Was: Remembering The Jeremy Piven Of Yesteryear
"OMG, he has my everlasting love due to Larry Sanders. Yeah, he was rather...pasty and cuddly, no?"
HPgirl commented on Dear Ivy League Virgins: Did You Ever Think Maybe Fucking Once In Awhile Would Make You More Fun?
"holy shit, man."
HPgirl commented on Which Books Send You Running Out Without A Cuddle?
"I seriously?"
HPgirl commented on "That Girl Was, Is, And Will Always Be Nada"
"That video...sweet!"
HPgirl commented on Behold: The Leaning Tower Of Eva
"Oh, and isn't there also Eva Green?"
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