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      BabyJane on Nov 24, 2008

      Sorry to hear about your eye troubles. I hope that the next surgery goes well and that you're feeling better soon!


      BrutallyHonestBabes on Nov 23, 2008

      Ha! I just saw your request for the Vicodin Turkey recipe... about two minutes after I was inspired to post the entire thing on my blog. I hope you like! :) www.brutallyhonestbabes.blogspot.com


      Aunt_Flo on Nov 20, 2008

      Awww
      I have an all black ex-racer..your doggie is a cutie


      BabyJane on Aug 3, 2008

      I was so sorry to read about the loss of your kitty. I have been in your shoes and I know just how hard it is. If it means anything, I think you did the kind thing for your pet. My very best wishes to you at this difficult time.


      Dogtanian on Jul 25, 2008

      I thought your comment on the condom post was really moving.

      It is idiotic that people so easily forget what it was like when AIDS first became an issue. The HIV positive people and their families loved ones had to fight, for help, treatment, compensation, for their basic human rights. Their struggle is why there is a much better outlook now and it should not be forgotten.


      broad on Jul 16, 2008

      Well, outstanding! Are you east or west Goshen?


      r.n. spy on Jun 24, 2008

      I'm so glad to hear your kitty's okay! Good luck. I hope you have a lot more time with her.


      noxiousbeast on Jun 23, 2008

      i saw your post about your kitty on another thread. i had a maine coon that lived 23 years! his health declined over the last 5 years of his life, and at the end he was a mere 12 lbs on his once majestic frame.

      i was reminded of him by your mentioning of your cat's steely resolve. he was the same way: independent and surly, with an absolute will to live. it was his world, he just let me live in it. ;)

      my best wishes for your kitty!


      wigglepuppy on May 4, 2008

      so sad to hear about your horse--that is so awful. i hope the people who did it were caught and punished.


      AGreenEyeDevil on May 4, 2008

      Awww, I love your Greyhound stories! Such sweet dogs... :)


      vivresavie17 on Apr 22, 2008

      OH GOD. I will never forget when, during my first year of teaching, a 15-year-old, four-months pregnant, mother-of-one 8th grader threw a completely irrational tantrum in my coworker's classroom, and he threw her out, bellowing, "GO HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILD."



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