Gonzeau commented on Wall-E, Right Wing Hero?

"The face hit the palm with the force of fifty Hiroshimas"

Gonzeau commented on Foreign Affairs

"@petuniacat: because the graph reads roughly from brownest to whitest with a bonus for pro-yankeeness (costa rica, colombia, mexico) and a minus for lack of memorability (uruguay)"

Gonzeau commented on Is Marxist Heir Jamie Johnson Actually Becoming Kind Of Hot?

"We're too smart and sophisticated to fetishize normal rich people, so lets go for the liberal ones instead."

Gonzeau commented on Did Cindy McCain Grow Her Hair So John Could Tell Her Apart From His Lobbyist Stalker Mistress?

"Probably the only politician who can say "Yes, I cheated on my wife, but it was an honest mistake" And be believed"

Gonzeau commented on Campus Shooter Was Off His Meds

"@PoisonPixie: Fuck off, clinically depressed people have probably felt more "real emotion" in a week off meds than you do in an entire year."

Gonzeau commented on Tyra: Pageant Mom Insults Young Feminist's Love Of A Good Book

"Fuck, geek girl is only 13?"

Gonzeau commented on Madonna's Directorial Debut Is "Not An Outright Embarrassment"

"Only somebody like madonna could make something as innately heart rending as the tried and true "whore sisterhood" scene have the emotional content of an animal planet clip of two anteaters having sex. I'm gonna go be a gent and fuck off now."

Gonzeau commented on Fox News Mouthpiece Doesn't Understand Sex Workers, Art

"Wait, I thought female Fox News anchors WERE sex workers?"

Gonzeau commented on Fox News Mouthpiece Doesn't Understand Sex Workers, Art

"A complete lack of respect for the people you're talking to is an essential aspect of balanced news coverage."

Gonzeau commented on Miss America 2008: Paris Hilton Is The New "World Peace"

"@mepo: No mepo, I'm pretty sure she spelled it "are" instead of "our"."