I'm not sure what the point of this post was, tbh. Lovely and poetic, but I was kind of expecting some kind of "here's things people expect you to do with friends/family/partners but that doesn't have to be the case" type post, which seemed more Jez's usual style. That said, all best to the author and her writing career.
I mean, losing my virginity was shit and I think that's a good thing, because I knew full well that the only place to go from there was up!
Naturally, that's evidence of a nerve being hit :)
Good luck with your Cambridge application - it's a fantastic university with a great range of people. Feel free to message if you want any interview stories or anything!
I never thought it would happen to me, so don't worry, someone lovely and some cracking orgasms are out there right now waiting for you! haha.
Yes, it is a tad unrealistic in that respect. The Matthew/Mary storyline is dragged on for an unreasonable length of time.