Genn-X commented on Christina Ricci: Floats Like A Butterfly, Stings Like A Bee

"There's a very specific reason (besides the fact that too many color processes in a *lifetime*, will make your hair feel like straw and with so much breakage that not even excessive amounts of straightening serum can smooth out) why any good hairstylist will advise against trying to go from very dark to anything that's more than 3 levels lighter in color -- mainly because it's a hassle and a half to try and reduce the orange-y tones that occur."

Genn-X commented on Campus Shooter Was Off His Meds

"Alright, one thing that I absolutely hate about having bipolar disorder (which I've been taking medication for, following the usual process that's involved with figuring out what and how much of it is going to be the right combination DOES seem pretty similar to Alice in Wonderland's whole experience, since 2000) is how the media presents anyone diagnosed with any condition that falls into the category of mental illness."

Genn-X commented on Lindsay Lohan: Back In Black

"I'm gonna say that the bronzer is most likely being used excessively because she thinks that it's hiding her freckles; most natural red-heads and their freckles have similar issues, although I'm glad that most ladies have NOT chosen the extreme quantities of bronzer approach."

Genn-X commented on Natalie Portman Steps Out With Beefcake; Wellingtons

"I hope that the guy isn't some kind of weirdo stalker -- of course, leave it to the stalkeratzi photogs to get the pictures, but then stop with that because it'll make for a more interesting story (read: "Natalie Portman just minutes before being brutally hacked to pieces with a machete carried by the clearly obsessed young man our photographers took several shots of as he followed behind her!"

Genn-X commented on Dita Von Teese Is (Possibly, Maybe) Double-Jointed

"There's something to be said about being able to put a corset on and lace oneself down to a 16" waist.....which is...."ow...ow...can't breathe...this is really ridiculous, and I can't believe I'm still conscious right now"."

Genn-X commented on "My Blood Began To Boil. I Could Feel The Veins Throbbing On The Side Of My Head."

"I'm beginning to wonder whether or not this guy is pissed off because he wants the va-jayjay but still hasn't figured out that the reason he doesn't get any, is because he's too busy with over-analyzing, over-dramatizing, and making drunken phone calls in the middle of the night despite knowing just how bad of an idea such calls always end up being."

Genn-X commented on Celebrity Rehab: Daniel Baldwin Claims Mary Carey's Breasts Are A Relapse Trigger

"But wait...I'm pretty sure that Steven Baldwin (that's the sort of dorky one with the blondish hair...also was in one of my personal favorites "usual suspects", but alas, his lines did not include "there's no coke on this boat!" -- that was Keenan the ex-cop -- too bad, it would have almost counted as a baldwin-family-resemblance) hasn't screwed up in any press-worthy sense...yet?"

Genn-X commented on Rock Of Love 2: New Season, New Strippers, New Wig For Bret

"I just hope that the one girl whom Bret revealed during an aside, how bored he was during the time she got to spend 'getting to know him/his time spent getting to know her', because she was a boring person and talked about boring things that bored him to tears -- I hope that no one she knows and especially not her herself, ever sees that part of the episode, otherwise it's pretty likely we'll be seeing a press conference where Gloria Allred is announcing that she will be representing this young lady after filing suit against Bret Michaels for misrepresenting himself as date-able and for deceiving all of the contestants who believed it was all his real hair; and possibly one against VH1 for the second season of ROL."

Genn-X commented on Teen Rape, MySpace & Child Protection Laws

"Sometimes it seems like no one but myself continues to stalk the old-fashioned way -- I guess that the art of hiding outside of an ex's house, using their bushes and other landscape features for cover, whether it's sunny or if it's rainy; all so that when the right moment comes along for suddenly jumping out at them, which is only determined to be a success if they have peed their pants....adults with a penchant for teens under 18 are now looking on myspace; whatever happened to waiting around in a car somewhere along the sidestreets around the local high school method?"

Genn-X commented on On Heidi Fleiss And Why Sex Workers Are So Wise

"You wanna know what all this talk about man-hoes, sex workers, & strippers is making me think about...?"

Genn-X commented on Teen Prom: Grotesque Gowns & Girl-On-Girl Action

"has no one thought to write whoever's responsible for selecting the dresses that were to appear in any prom style publication like THIS one to offer a lighter and an extra bottle of lighter fluid - or at least a few books of matches?"

Genn-X commented on Is This Day Over Yet?

"Alright, at the risk of sounding really weird....My cat must be seriously deranged, or maybe it's my vet that's the seriously deranged one; he finds a way to stick a thermometer in my cat's behind a minimum of two separate times during any exam, and my cat has absolutely no problem with it - she starts purring too (ick!)."

Genn-X commented on 12-Year-Old Girl Gets Liposuction, Hot Pink Bikini

"I went to the Orange County High School of the Arts in California the same year that it had its first graduating class of students that were there all 4 years in 1991-92."

Genn-X commented on Juno Star Ellen Page Lives In A Haunted Whorehouse

"Oh come on, how can anyone possibly not find paris hilton more interesting than ellen page (I've got so much sarcasm I'm wading chest-deep in it!) But...I do wish that if I were to find myself in a similar situation to the one in hard candy, that I'd be as badass as her character was."

Genn-X commented on The Best Child Beauty Pageant Coaches Are Queens

"Kay, the reason that four year olds must be dressed in skimpy bathing suits, costumes with too many sequins and rhinestones, and serious makeup skills displayed on their faces is because it's the ONLY way to get these girls all the way to the Miss America pageant which is why all of the years and years of throwing money around like we live in a society that's post-dawn of the dead zombies - will have been worth it."

Genn-X commented on Lindsay: Heavy On The Blush, Cross; Light On Pants

"There is something a little strange about LL - her hands seem to be pale + freckled like most redheads, but her face is either the result of using too much bronzing powder and bronzing cream-blusher hoping to conceal her freckles or she's got hepatitus/needs a liver transplant."