Fatwetdog commented on Up & Adam: If You Wear A Skirt You Are Asking For It

"@peperony and chease: My iPhone is totally silent if I take a picture while I have it flicked to "vibrate." Ick ick ick"

Fatwetdog commented on Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"

"@hortense: Yeah, that sounded like a total win to me."

Fatwetdog commented on Is There A Better Word For "Fiancé"?

"I said "boyfriend" for the first 6-8 months we were engaged."

Fatwetdog commented on Fur Flies

"What's her inevitable apology to Tod's for this quote going to look like?"

Fatwetdog commented on Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale

"Jesus Diamante is totally my new drag king persona."

Fatwetdog commented on Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff

"@SisterMaryMartha: I know!"

Fatwetdog commented on The Playboy Store: An Assault On Good Taste

"@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: You too?"

Fatwetdog commented on Manhattan Moms Extol Virtues Of Water Birthing

"When you're done having the baby, how do you get rid of the big tub full of water and other stuff?"

Fatwetdog commented on Strange Bedfellows

"I didn't know that was a disorder!"

Fatwetdog commented on Real Housewife Kim Has A Voice As Good As Her Weave

"Ergh, that's pretty much exactly what I sound like."