DCDeva commented on Patricia Arquette Does Not Know The Definition Of A Happy Medium

"Sweet Christmas Corn!"

DCDeva commented on Woman Alive: Discover A Lovelier You

"I also find that a breaststroke on dry land improves my bustline - or at least my mood. I feel so guilty - all of my efforts to improve my career and fight for the rights of women have led me to "neglect my looks entirely, just let myself go, and devote my energies to self-expression!" Forget advocating for equal pay, I better go slap on some false eyelashes."

DCDeva commented on Loose Lips

""Idiotically named?" Maybe Gwen thinks Jessica is an insipid name, lacking in personality and flavor."

DCDeva commented on "Self-Reflection": A Bizarre & Macabre Short Story, Brought To You By Vogue

"@BlondeGrlz: HEY!"

DCDeva commented on Baby, Lynx Or Mary Jane? Suri Cruise's Life Is Full Of Tough Choices

"She is too cute, but by ogling all the yummy celeb babees here, we provide additional market impetus for craparazzi to follow celeb moms and dads around, hoping to snap pics of their adorable tots."

DCDeva commented on Living Oprah

"@Jezaddict: I totally want to support your right to make your own choices, as any die-hard 2nd waver should, but.... WTF with all the Oprah-brium?!? Some days, I'm pretty impressed with myself and my accomplishments, and I don't even have my own media empire."

DCDeva commented on Zahara Jolie-Pitt Is Not Amused

"@Smackdown: Yes, that perspective may be valuable (personally, I like to know when a guy has beliefs I consider dickish - right up front!) but his tone of "Wow, that must suck for all guys." is overgeneralized and, therefore, stupid."

DCDeva commented on Starlets Like Food And Men Like Sex In This Month's Cosmo

"@TheUptightMidwesterner: As a sister with natural hair, if I blow dried my hair upside down while brushing with a round brush, I would look like Don King."

DCDeva commented on As Expected, The Cho Show Looks Amazing

"I saw this picture of her and Dave Navarro on her blog (I have never found Dave Navarro that attractive) and I had sweaty, twisted, libidinous dreams of being the meat in that sandwich for nights afterward. Margaret Cho is like that fruit that makes other food taste sweet."

DCDeva commented on In The Gossip Girl Universe, Beauty Is The Local Currency

"@scootsincutoffs: Half prep school tuition?!?"

DCDeva commented on Elle Writer's Ex: "It's A Strange Luxury To See Someone Else's Version Of Your Life"

"Maybe it's my own twisted freak-flag, but reading this just made me want to sit down and start some fan-fic about how the two women on Wanger Man's "canvas" meet on the street and fall into a torrid affair that brings them both deeper satisfaction than they ever knew with his pathetic ass. That said, this douche gets to write about his "transformative" affair?"

DCDeva commented on Stash Valuables in a Full Soda Bottle

"@BigPrick0: Ghetto? Actually, my ghetto ass uses a bank."

DCDeva commented on Double Takes

"@TexasCrude: Looking at the graphic up close, you're right."

DCDeva commented on Double Takes

"Unfortunately, that lovely, balanced, reasonable explanation fails to answer one point - why did the ad in a magazine targeted at Black women appear darker? If this was merely appropriate retouching to restore her actual skin tone, then why wasn't it done for other magazines?"

DCDeva commented on Groping "Film Producer" Pervert Terrorizing NYC Ladies' Dressing Rooms

"@ronaldpagan: I've got a $100."

DCDeva commented on Elle Writer "Didn't Plan To Be The Poster Boy For Male Recklessness"

"@TaraIncognita: Maybe the sort of navel-gazing that leads to any type of confessional writing is separated enough from the "masculine" standard of not discussing such matters that those who are narcissistic enough to engage in it are douches par excellence? Just guessing. P.S."

DCDeva commented on I Just Spoke to Gloria Fucking Steinem!

"@crawdaddy: Seriously, damn my job and sleeping for keeping me from haunting this site 24-7... I too have met Gloria Fabulous Steinem."