I'm a fan of anything into which I can pour an entire bottle of wine.
But the DNA is only passed through male descendants. Re-math!
Can we get a price list for famous junk photos? My New Year's resolution is find some lucrative freelance work & I feel that celebrities give away cock shots like candy.
Congratulations. How wonderful.
Go Bobcats!
Well, who wants a colorblind tourist? I mean, come on!
Mom Kris smiles with her devil eyes when she says her daughter shouldn't have to give back the $2 million ring. "It's a gift - you keep a gift," she said, while rattling her tail.
You missed the worst part! "She added: 'I hate an Indian giver.'" Money hungry, ignorant, and casually racist--that's quite the trifecta.
You missed the worst part! "She added: 'I hate an Indian giver.'" Money hungry, ignorant, and casually racist--that's quite the trifecta.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are kicking themselves.
Or "Pregnant and Alone!!!!!!"
Fifteen years later, these girls will have dumb cubicles.
1. Renée Zellweger
2. Casey Affleck
2. Casey Affleck
1. Tess Taylor, Alexis Neiers, or Brittny Gastineau
2. Jessica Biel
3. Mischa Barton
2. Jessica Biel
3. Mischa Barton
I already saw it today. One poor woman was wearing the silk robe as a cardigan. She looked...interesting? Like a band geek in a letter jacket?
2. SJP and Broderick
Genius! (I've been renting the services of a midget with a catapult. You know--typical Wednesdays.)
And always keep a can of Coke around for the emergency douche.
Really Lindsay? If this was a viable option, explain to me how Eminem is still in business.
"...this is a terrific book." Sold!
This is why it is so hard to quit smoking. Best excuse to ditch, ever! If I quit, I won't tell people just so I can still skip away when I need to.
Funny enough, I just took my niece bra-shopping @ Target. (Long story.) The bras in the kids section aren't padded, push-ups. Some are a little cheekier (polka dots!) than I'm comfortable with, but I do wish that they had that type of selection when I was an over-developed 5th grader. I was stuck with granny bras and grey sports bras--which were just mortifying and made me feel like my body was something to be embarrassed about.
