Claire Standish's Messages

ineffable.me commented on Whopper-Selling Adman Tells You How To Lose Weight

"@Unfun: hershey pie is this magical triangle of goodness available exclusively at burger king."

http://gawker.com/5039649/#c7339359 10:54 PM on Aug 20

ineffable.me commented on Whopper-Selling Adman Tells You How To Lose Weight

"I could really go for a whopper and some chicken tenders and some fries and a hershey pie right about now..."

http://gawker.com/5039649/#c7333074 5:15 PM on Aug 20

ineffable.me commented on Reader Roundup

"what about gross generalizations about gay people? but we can learn so much about them!"

http://jezebel.com/5039585/#c7332705 5:02 PM on Aug 20

ineffable.me commented on How To Talk About Fall Television (That You Might Not Be Watching)

"@BowlingForDollars: they should keep it around for that dude who used to be in Coupling who I love. also i had totally forgotten about Liz wanting a BABY omg."

http://gawker.com/5039601/#c7332187 4:45 PM on Aug 20

Political Party Girl commented on If Breaking The Glass Ceiling Was Easy, It Wouldn't Require Breaking Anything

"@SisterMaryMartha: One thing my boss does when something goes wrong is he always says to me, "We messed that up." At first I was like, "Wait, that wasn't me!"

http://jezebel.com/5039547/#c7331492 4:25 PM on Aug 20

Political Party Girl commented on If Breaking The Glass Ceiling Was Easy, It Wouldn't Require Breaking Anything

"I never lie about what I do in my job, but I make sure my boss knows exactly how awesome I am."

http://jezebel.com/5039547/#c7331354 4:20 PM on Aug 20

Political Party Girl commented on Golden Girls: Andrea Fuentes, Gemma Mengual

"@dirtybee says bee yourself!: My Great Aunt Millie, obviously."

http://jezebel.com/5039525/#c7330813 4:00 PM on Aug 20

Political Party Girl commented on Last night, a Cleveland police

"@PilgrimSoul: That sounds perfectly reasonable."

http://jezebel.com/5039588/#c7330675 3:56 PM on Aug 20

ineffable.me commented on Devil Wears Prada Author Crowdsourcing Ideas for Her Next Novel

"Marrying Louis Vuitton 20-something April Longing moves from Wyoming to Manhattan in search for love, friendships and the perfect Louis Vuitton trunk set."

http://gawker.com/5039578/#c7329462 3:23 PM on Aug 20

ineffable.me commented on Obvious Connections Need Not Always Be Made