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Allure: This November, Try A Diet Of Vinegar And Air
The November Allure has hit newsstands, and as usual, it's full of obvious instructions and beauty advice. But as a bonus, it also includes "information" on the season's most ill-conceived and inadvisable diets.
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Marie Claire: Drew & Ellen Are Dating?
From Drew Barrymore and and Ellen Page locking lips to "Stiletto Stoners" the October issue seems full of scandal and intrigue. But as usual, we find there's not much below the surface.
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Elle Shills Fashions Most Women Would Be Embarrassed To Wear
We know that you're dying to find out what is inside the 500-page behemoth that is the September Elle. Well, probably not, but we'll tell you anyway.
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Glamour: Tweezing Nipple Hairs Is The New "Do"
We've come to accept that the beauty tips in ladymags are not necessarily the most intelligent suggestions in the world. But the August Glamour has one that may win the prize for most cringe-worthy.
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Elle: The 'Body Issue' Has Major Body Issues, Scantily Clad Megan Fox
On the subscriber's cover of the June Elle, Megan Fox shows off her tattoo, which reads, "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies." And alas, this Shakespearean text is the only part of the cover that does not lie!
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Marie Claire: This June, Celebrate Halloween With A Photoshop Of Horrors
Beyoncé is featured in the June Marie Claire wearing the costumes Thierry Mugler designed for her superwoman-themed world tour. Think this disco-glam sheath on the cover is a bit much? Wait until you see what's inside.
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May Elle: Mildly Insulting, Full of Horrific Jeans
To celebrate Earth Days past, this month's Elle presents us with lots of new stuff we can buy to increase our carbon footprints, Drew Barrymore... oh, and lots of lies on the cover!
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The April Elle: To Be A Genius Is To Be Privileged, Expensive
The "Genius Issue" of Elle has hit newsstands—-and no, it's not full of Mensa members in Missoni—-just strange fashion, insecurity increasing beauty and of course, cover lies!
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The March Elle: Pushing All Kinds of Crazy
From the fashion story "Born to be Wild" to Jessica Alba's assertion that she wants to be taken seriously as an actress, this month's Elle is ripe for ripping apart.
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We're Just Not That Into This Month's Marie Claire
A few members of the cast of He's Just Not That Into You squeezed onto the March cover of Marie Claire, leaving less space for text. But smaller space doesn't necessarily mean fewer lies!
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