Centaurea commented on Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Emphysema

"As gay as the other guys might be, the BI is Mike Myers."

Centaurea commented on "I Have Genital Warts. How Do I Guiltlessly Have Sex?"

"Where did the video go?"

Centaurea commented on Teen Vogue Gives Summer Olympians A Sliiight Makeover

"@blackbirdfly: That's my excuse for a lot of things."

Centaurea commented on Teen Vogue Gives Summer Olympians A Sliiight Makeover

"I just hate it when my protective, non-sword-piercing clothing gets in the way of my fashion sense."

Centaurea commented on French Annulment Of Muslim "Virgin" Marriage Exposes Underlying Tension

"@BeckySharper: I feel ya."

Centaurea commented on French Annulment Of Muslim "Virgin" Marriage Exposes Underlying Tension

"@Dulcinea: Sara explained that on CSI once :D Basically, they know there was recent activity because all sex creates some minor abrasions and/or bruising."

Centaurea commented on French Annulment Of Muslim "Virgin" Marriage Exposes Underlying Tension

"The good news is, she is free of a man who left their marriage bed to rampage out into the reception and announce to hundreds of people that she wasn't a virgin."

Centaurea commented on Steven Tyler: Only His Feet Are In Rehab

"@tscheese: I'm sorry, but anyone who uses Avogadro's number to explain things is my new idol."

Centaurea commented on Dear Gillian: Why The Long Face?

"I don't think I'm wrong when I say, if X-Files 2 was just 2 hours of Scully and Mulder making out, we'd all go see it again and again."

Centaurea commented on Joan Rivers Says She's A Bigger Slut Than Barbara Walters

"Reminds me of "Love Actually" when they ask Billy the rockstar who was his best lay, and he says, "Britney Spears..."

Centaurea commented on "How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"

"I think we should all see Rich naked in order to feel comfortable with him."

Centaurea commented on TGIF

"This is what my 2 black kitties are convinced they are."

Centaurea commented on Matthew McConaughey Brings Lunch, Murse To Work

"@Eeva: Praise be to Jeebus!"

Centaurea commented on Wins & Losses

"...and I don't recall her ever saying she wanted to "change the world." She just wants to win."

Centaurea commented on Wins & Losses

"Nobody ever says the other drivers hurt their credibility in the racing world by shilling for Viagra or Hardees or whatever else they shill for, so who cares?"

Centaurea commented on Colin Farrell Is Not Amused

"@♥ dosido ☮: Me, too!"

Centaurea commented on Our Sponsors Say The Grill Is Hot & The Drinks Are Cold

"Oh, I'm so excited to be the little dot in North Florida!"

Centaurea commented on Colin Farrell Is Not Amused

"But he does think you look like a big juicy turkey."