Who are you, O strange one that deigns to know my thoughts? Was this hangover akin to the 100 years sleep? Who pray tell are you?

Thoughts? I'm finally rid of my hangover, so let's hear it.

am on my way to see emmylou live in concert, and i still don't know why i ;ived though this decade. le sigh. hope you're well. <3

baby girl. all i've ever heard in my life is, if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me. so, sit far away from me. does chris carter hate us? they could have crapped on 120 minutes of cellutite. it takes effort to make such a bad film. call the waahmulance, cuz i'm done.

Have you seen the movie? I owe Chris Carter an apology for showing stuff I never thought I'd see or hear.
Also, if you get this before you see it, STAY THROUGH THE CREDITS.
That's all.

I'm so fucking excited. Tickets for the midnight show, and for the tomorrow night since I'm sure I'll be so wasted I won't remember a thing. Whee!!! I don't give a fuck if it gets bad reviews, some people just don't UNDERSTAND.

I really want a Pillowl for Christmas. If anyone can help, please do. That's.. a PILLOWL, yeah? Thanks.

Who do you think the returning characters are besides Skinner? I'm hoping not Doggett.

Oh my god. Is this the spooning in bed spoiler? I certainly hope there will be spooning in bed. "spooning in bed" seems to be the X-Files shorthand for their relationship, a la Requiem. That's the retarded season 7 ender isnt it? Anyway, I'm mad hungover and I woke up unexpectedly spooning in bed with my ex. So, I have a love/hate relationship with spooning in bed right now.

Seventeen days, miss thang.

The "not speaking the language" was a bluff. I am actually quite schooled in British (and Irish) comedy. I would much rather watch "Black Books" or "Spaced" than "Friends" or "Will and Grace". In fact, I would rather be tortured by fire that watch "Friends" or "Will and Grace". British comedy is surreal and misanthropic. American comedy is moronic and embarrassing (not all, but most). I will be watching more "Father Ted" and I look forward to sorting out this "digging graves" hint you have given. Also, I LOVE the Graham Linehan blog.

Thank you for the recommendation of "Father Ted". I have watched several episodes and find it to be a "rather marvelous television programme" or as I like to call it, "Bat Shit Crazy".

I unfortunately do not speak Irish, so I must discern the events based on visual only. I do think I have figured out what "Fecking" means, so that is the first step to higher learning . . .

Your first guess was almost half way there (53 in other words). Heinlein probably wasn't quite that old in my picture. I HOPE old is hot, because that's all I got!

Not lacking said self-control gene . . .

I find it is best to ignore it.

Which means I have amazing self-control when it involves avoiding my urges for self-control.

And directed. Don't want to leave that out . . .

Oh, man!

Are you the guy who co-wrote Black Books?!! Or do you just like his blog?

I JUST GOTTA KNOW, I JUST GOTTA!!

Oh, dear Lord ...ya freakin X-files geek! I love it. My ignorance shows. It is Satraday (sic), and I just went back and read this thread. I will leave X-files editorializing up to you. I love the Gawker comment board. :)

Seriously, I couldn't post again about the X Files, so I thought I'd PM you. Oh, I know all about Gia...she's a riot (or, great craic, as I would have said if in Ireland).

But speaking of fan fiction, have you read any prufrock's love yet? The best, in my opinion: [geocities.com] I wish she would also start writing again! (And, yes, the stuff is hardcore, in both sex and levels of XF obsession.)

Okay, must leave this thread alone for awhile and do real-life tasks!

Ha- don't worry "I must get laid by Russell Brand" is a common refrain around these parts. I don't know how much you know about him, but he is a complete man-whore, so if you happen to meet him your chances are pretty good! You'll have to bat off all the 19 year olds who send pictures of themselves to his radio show, though.

Also- was it you that was mentioned in NYT? (Internet) fame- awesome!