Given that noise is supposed to attract the walkers, I don't understand why everyone is not armed with a baseball bat, golf club, croquet mallet - anything to bash a zombie - after all they don't seem to move that fast.
Dr. Strangelove: ...I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Hearts for you!