Christian is sportin' the maneltoe. Poor testicles. NYC is so big yet nowhere for them to escape.
Le Yikes! Trez untractiv! Zo keel mee for zaying zo.
She has my phone! It's a BlackBerry Pearl with a pink skin. That is my sad post of the day.
@hamburgerhotdog: Honestly. I'm in the Detroit area and that excuse doesn't fly. They are ugly and they look as stupid today as they did on Pamela Anderson in her bikini on Baywatch.
@soleil-moon-pie: I'm amazed that no one has tried to take out Bush or Cheney. Or maybe we haven't heard about it but I'm surprised no one has been successful at least. And I'm not talking about foreigners.

(Disclaimer: I'm not advocating the murder or attempted murder of anyone. I'm merely expressing surprise that no one has tried or been successful at harming or killing the worst president and sidekick in history.)

@ThaKadinskyPapers: Probably. They have to pass the time somehow.
@misssgolightly: Yeah, and that Venti paid for your insurance. I can't escape the irony of a Starbucks employee making fun of a customer. Who the hell cares what she drinks?

Dumb.

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