<![CDATA[Comments from Bloodboiler]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Bloodboiler]]> <![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Will The New RoboCop Deny Existence Of Past Robo Sequels?]]> If they have half the balls original Robocop makers had, they cold make really interesting movie. The decision to make a sequel sounds good to me. Obviously they can't make as brutal movie as the original, so remake would be wimpy in comparison. In a sequel they can try something different.

My apologies for making this out of place comment (I really don't mean to be political here), but isn't in uncanny how much world of Robocop movies looks like the present. OCP was like Blackwater, Halliburton and KBR combined. Popular car SUX 6000 was big and had shitty gas mileage just like SUV's that were popular until recently. OCP's plan to replace Detroit with privatization utopia Delta City was straight out of disaster capitalism play book just like, say, rebuilding visions for Iraq. Even fully autonomous kill bots like ED-209 are almost reality.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Dealzmodo: Nokia N810 For $300]]> @comp_wiz101: 400 Euros here in Nokia land. Eat your heart out Canada.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones]]> @Mith: China would also make great a front for Dr Evil's company in an Austin Powers movie.
Freaking SWAT on freaking segways is even better than freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their heads.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Seattle's Filthy, Prostitute-Ridden Automated Public Toilets Now Available on eBay]]> They should try to get some venture capital and adapt the technology to private homes. I'm sure there are plenty of bachelors who are lazy cleaners, but don't have enough trash and crack whores lying around to clog bathroom drains.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on In Defense Of Rodney McKay]]> I like McKey. Without him there would be no sense of danger in any episode. He and the Scottish doctor are the only deeper characters in the franchise. Everyone else is just sickeningly self sacrificing and brave all the time.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Alien Criminals Can't Hold a Candle to Italy's Prime Minister]]> Too bad some countries never even put their leaders on trial.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Apple Demands Recall of Every Psystar Mac Clone]]> @Kaiser-Machead's Chips Ahoy!: Just adding to @Navin R Johnson comment debuging.

Everything that uses open source components doesn't become open source. For example you are well within your rights to build proprietary software, such as device drivers, that communicate with open sourced kernel, without open sourcing your software.
In OS X, it's the kernel and probably unix command line tools etc. that are open sourced. The rest is Apple's intellectual property. Psystar was free to put OS X like kernel and other open source components to their products, but the end result would have been nowhere near OS X.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on We Must Have Space Sex For Moon and Mars Astronauts, Says Scientist]]> Nasa must have a lot of dorks/nerds on the payroll. The kind of io9 reading role playing "losers" than can design space shuttles, but are unpopular with women. I wonder if any of them has ever gotten frustrated in a mars mission planning meeting when this subject comes up and yelled: "Just tell astronauts not to f**k during the mission! It's not that hard to be without for four years."

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on John Travolta Shows Off His Nasal Appliance]]> I should read the book someday just to see if it was Hubbard who was bad writer or the movie script writers. Cave men teaching themselves how to fly fighter jets? At least in 'Independence Day' the fighter jet flying hillbillies presumably had pilots to train them and very basic familiarity with the technology.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on This Colgate Toothpaste Packaging Is Awfully Deceptive]]> Boo hoo.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Where Was This Picture Taken?]]> Netherlands? That has to be the most unimpressive demonstration of something that actually is impressive I've ever seen.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on You're Superhuman! So How Do You Save A Kid From Bullies?]]> Standing up for oneself may have been the right way to deal with bullies decades ago, but I wouldn't advice it anymore. Today's bullies may be sick enough to do anything, including manslaughter, to get back at you for standing up.

That said, I would definitely fuck up bullies, their parents and teachers. Being 8 year old is no excuse for being a sadist and wouldn't save any bully from my Saw style ironic and painful payback. Only reason I didn't choose "Kill them all" is because that choice sounds bad for the environment.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Apple Cancels All iPhone 3G Orders, Releases iBrick 3G]]> Apple cultist: No, no. This is the way Apple designed it, so this must be good. Just like it was good that the first one was locked form outside development, and then it became good to open it to 3rd party developers. Now it is a good thing that new iPhones cant be activated. When the time comes that activation is good, then Apple will activate iPhones.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Finally, A Science Fiction Novel That's Really Just For Nerds]]> In the sequel star ship 'Properly Documented' gets boarded by feared and loathed group of ISO 9001 auditors. Will the ship's process integrity hold? What is the head of engineering hiding in his flash-drive augmented memory? And will the inter know to keep his mouth shut?

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on iPhone GPS: We're Not In Kansas Anymore...Wait, How The &$^@ Are We Still in Kansas?]]> @Spyrojoe: I think it used what was called "assisted" GPS.

It's like assisted living for GPS. But, wouldn't it then make more sense to have it default to Florida?

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Five Signs the United States Is Withering Away]]> @Annalee Newitz: I'm saying that the nation is unstable, and that the result may be that it becomes a bunch of smaller nations. Maybe it will follow a kind of EU model, with unified currency but separate cultures.

I think that would work, and its not even far fetched idea as far I know. You already have very independently running states that disagree about cultural principles like rights of gays and fetuses and position of religion. Why not let each state make those decisions independently and have the culture they want? That would probably make the states more diverse than current EU nations, but it may not be a bad thing. It would mean you would have a very diverse group of politicians form all states deciding foreign policy instead of one president and his administration. That in turn would lead to neutrality that rest of the world would appreciate.

@Foggynotion: Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong. ~James Bryce

"It will take time to restore chaos." ~George W. Bush

Sorry, just heard that one and had to use it.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Proof that the Brain Cannot Distinguish Between Human and Humanoid]]> My brain distinguishes that thing from human easily and compels me freak out and rip its face off.

Here's a theoretical explanation why that robot looks so insanely creepy.
[en.wikipedia.org]

That also explains why artists, like the ones working at Pixar, can make likable artificial human characters while scientists create these creepy things.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Question of the Day: Are You Getting an iPhone 3G?]]> No. I prefer not to commit to an abusive relationship with a service provider. Well, maybe if I can be the one who's abusive.

I appreciate that while iPhone is technically inferior to other smartphones, it does have extremely nice interface. It just isn't worth thousands of euros. I'd rather get an iPod Touch and 10 other gadgets over the next two years.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on The Ones Who Disappear]]> Using Lynx doens't make Stallman a dropout. He's just been involved with computers so long that interacting with a command line terminal is like interacting with information itself. All your fancy graphical representations just get in the way.

So this Knuth guy prefers to be pestered in person or via phone. That only proves he's in a position where he can infuriate people who have to work with him.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Are Gadgets Using Up Some Elements?]]> Maybe everybody (I mean US) should stop shipping broken and old gadgets to China and start recycling gadget materials on industrial scale. Mining metals from earth is stupid when a ton of gadgets contains more metals than ton of ore.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Would You Watch Alien 5?]]> Oh, come on. Call (Winona Ryder) was great adorable sidekick with enough implied back story for a prequel (or two). Tiny catholic emo android wants to save the world from aliens. Whats not to like?

I don't want Aliens to turn into another Rocky/Rambo series. It's time Weaver hands her alien killing torch to someone younger. Like Call (doesn't have to be Ryder).

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Scientists Identify Genes that Could Turn Ordinary People into Supergeniuses (or Mindless Drones)]]> @CribbageLeft: "Batman
Sherlock Holmes
Jimmy Neutron/Dexter/Elroy Jetson
Professor Peabody
That old guy from the Asimov's foundation series. ..."

Thank you. I accept Homes as non-evil super genius and 'that old guy from foundation' sounds legitimate too. Seems they are not as rare as I thought. There's also that stretchy guy (Reed) in Fantastic 4 comics.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Scientists Identify Genes that Could Turn Ordinary People into Supergeniuses (or Mindless Drones)]]> Has there ever been a fictional super genius who was not evil? MacGyver doesn't count, because he was just handy and knew things.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Find Out Much More About Batman Than You Should Ever Know]]> Poor Batman. Well, at lest he's not the only male superhero with "special" rib-cage and breasts.
[www.sequentialtart.com]

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Terminator And Star Trek Are The Yin And Yang Of Time Travel]]> Any version that doesn't include driving high performance vehicles around deserts while battling for last barrels of oil is fine.

Oh, crap.

Well at least its happening only locally and gimp suits are still fairly rare.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Cool Concept: Handheld Electric Pneumatic Gun]]> @TaitRT: Isn't this how the dewalt cordless nail guns work already?

I may be entirely wrong about this, but I don't think electric cordless nailers use air pressure at all. I've assumed they use some kind of electromagnetic system that rams nails to wood with a single shot.

Btw. Fantasy gadget would be nice replacement for calling these things concepts. This one is not so bad (filling bike tires with a battery powered device sounds doable), but most concepts seem to be far in the realm of fantasy.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Whatever Happened To Hyperion, Vurt, Count Zero and Logan's Run?]]> I can guess what happened to the Hyperion movie. First it was stuck because director and writers didn't feel like reading it to the end. It's good or acceptable up to the point where it turns into Neuromancer. Then you need a producer threatening that you'll never work in movies again if you don't read all of it.
When they finally finished reading it they went and beat up Dan Simmons because the ending was to bad. Now they can't come within 300 meters of Simmons and that makes production meetings awkward.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Apple's Multi-Touch Gesture Patent Has So Many Combinations It's a Shocker]]> Human-Computer-Interfaces are deeply in the realm of sociology, so they should never be patentable anywhere. You could just as well patent words or customs.
Only sanely protectable quality in interfaces is look, and even that is a trademark issue. Feel/behavior is way too obvious once the affordances are in place.

When you have a screen that can track more than one finger it's trivial to come up with how to use that capability. Only novel idea in this is the way how the screen senses and tracks touch.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Nokia Teaser Site Promises "Weirdest Clip Ever Made"]]> Grammar? You complain about grammar when Nokia is about to release their own iTunes/youtube/facebook/whatever/whocares?

TrollTech and Symbian shopping was so recently I wouldn't expect anything interesting concerning those. It would be about time for another Internet Tablet, but I fear its just going to be something new for their Ovi.com.

I guess the grammar was the most interesting thing on that flash.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name]]> Al-Kaida
Is that just poor taste?

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Just Say 'Yes' To Telemarketers]]> Caller ids and ditching land lines don't help for long. Finnish telemarketers have already switched to calling cell phones and calling from normal not secret numbers. The bastards even call from cell phone numbers and try to hide the fact that they are selling something.

I'm tempted to make the next caller help me test my fire alarm, but I'm just not that cruel. I may just come up with an improvised audio play where something horrible happens in the background.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Which Secret Scifi Spy Group Could Actually Stop Terrorism?]]> Obsidian Order (from DS9)
Their spies are so deep undercover they don't know they are spies.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Microsoft Midori Is a Secret Post-Windows Operating System]]> They manned the project with multi-year veterans? Considering how long it took to make Vista from old Windows parts, won't their entire veteran crew retire and die of old age long before the they get something done from scratch?

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Guy Uses Laser-Etch Machine to Tattoo Himself (Verdict: Flaming Nutcase)]]> Laser etching is for emos. Goth geeks use use water jet cutters.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Stargate Atlantis Season 5: New Aliens And Cameos]]> So it's not going to be yet another new square leader is quicky replaced with someone cooler arc. Sounds promising.

Now if they just stay away from human looking and/or god like aliens and energy beings I'm happy. I know an alien race that looks nothing like human while not being just evil, too superior or an energy being is too much to ask.

I hope TV and Movie scifi becomes as imaginative as books in a few years when Sanctuary like virtual sets and Gollum like CG characters get cheap and easy to produce properly.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Kilmatec's AirWater Machine Can Extract 5 Gallons of Water From the Air in 24 Hours]]> Drinking condensed sweat of people who hang around the water machine? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Better not think how the installed filters will be the cheapest one available and never switched.

That thing is even more disgusting that wash-your-hands-in-the-urinal design concept a while ago. How about combining the two into one super disgusting super water saver. You could flush and wash your hands with combination of yours and other peoples pee and sweat, and take a drink while you are at it. No more paying a water company for something your body produces for free.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Guy Makes a Comic to Try to Justify Acting Like a Jackass at the Apple Store]]> Torx is non-standard? Maybe someone needs to visit a hardware store and take a look what screws look nowadays.

I just build a playhouse for my nieces' using torx screws in some parts (well torx compatible screws with another name to be precise). No ruined screw heads, no ruined screwing tips, no slipping of any kind etc. You just cant blame a manufacturer for using 21th century screws even if that prevents some dim bulb from opening stuff he's not good enough to open anyway.

Torx is to screws what Python is to programming languages. After trying it, everything else seems just stupid and needlessly complicated.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on The Law Comes To America As Judge Dredd Returns]]> For a second you made me think there would be a new Dredd movie that refuses to acknowledge the peace of crud Stallone made in the 90s.

The comic has had a few storylines that would make spectacular movie scripts. For instance there was one about an insane supreme Judge Caligula who orders death penalty to the whole city, and one about a war between cities using some serious WMD:s.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Sharper Image Human Touch Massage Chairs Look Familiar]]> It's like a collaboration between M.C. Escher and R. Crump. There must be an interpretation that makes you see a chair.

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<![CDATA[Bloodboiler commented on Cloverfield 2 On Hold Until JJ Can Think Of New Gimmick]]> They had cheaply made film, bad camera work and acting, extremely successful marketing, cult following even before release and really limited product that the fans insist is brilliant.

I think it is obvious. The sequel will be filmed using only iPhone cameras and the camera crew will consist only of rabid ferrets that have iPhones duck taped on their backs. "Acting" will be done by whoever happens to be in the shots after the city's animal control service has catched the crew.

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