<![CDATA[Comments from BioCookie]]> <![CDATA[Comments from BioCookie]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Hey You! What Did You Spend Your Stimulus Check On?]]> I bought a vacuum cleaner that actually gets the cat hair off the couch, even the stuff you can't see with the naked eye, and a CAT scan for my kitty who has a heart murmur.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Beware The Man With A Drug Habit And A Boner]]> @formerlyzivah: I'm a man who feels exactly the same way, actually. Drugs always made me anti-horny. Even E. That just made me cuddly.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Alexyss Tylor In "Bitches Verses Sissies"]]> @HalfBloodPrince: I know. I think my favorite part is when she pauses to enjoy the cigar.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on <em>New Yorker</em> Film Critic Anthony Lane Has Female Trouble]]> @PhillyLass: I think you're right on about his not being able to see women as anything other than sexual beings, but I really think the most telling part of his sexism is when he praises Fey's performance as being "spiky, but unthreatening," which makes me wonder who or what is potentially threatened by a spiky woman character.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Will <i>Sex & The City</i> Make You Into A Communist?]]> @kakinston: "I think my dreams were in the 50's, last night..."

Or, you know, now. Same dif.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Will <i>Sex & The City</i> Make You Into A Communist?]]> @JessicaLovejoy: Gift of the Vagi: Same with my sister and me. And since she had kids, she never drinks. So basically, we communicate on holidays and in monosyllables.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on John McCain Gets No Love From Hollywood]]> OK, so I get why all these old white guys like Ben Stein, my dad, and Archie Bunker, who were old enough to remember the Eisenhower administration (you know, when there was absolutely nothing wrong with America whatsoever), continue to vote Republican, but don't they remember that when Eisenhower warned about the military-industrial complex, he was, you know, warning them?

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"]]> Wait. There impresseth upon my analystical mind a question of much importitude: Have we decided what part of speech "rhythmus" is? Because I can't start using it with my coworkers if we haven't.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"]]> @ronaldpagan: "forthwith" Ha! You win.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Poisoning The Well]]> "Sen. Barack Obama is hoping the housing mess can help sway the November election."

Wait. Why would he need to "sway" it? Is he losing all of a sudden?

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"]]> @snarkhunting: I know, right? I was thinking that exact same thing. In fact, I was thinking of a specific student.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"]]> @iamnotkatie: You missed the best neologism ever: "pauselessly"

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on "Though, As Most Analytical Perfectionistic Minds Do, I Find Myself Going Over The Many Flaws Caused By My Nervousness, Lack Of Antiquate Dancing Ability…"]]> Holy shit.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on "How Do I Convince A Guy To Have Period Sex?"]]> @wolf biter: I looove that remix. I was just wishing my turntable weren't out of commission so I could listen to it.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Conservatives Shocked At Dunkin' Donuts' Terrorist Ties]]> @masterdebater: You too? You just earned a Gawker stalker, my friend.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on WESLEYAN STUDENTS CROSS-LEGGED]]> Blood running through the veins = normal.
Ice water running through the veins = heartless or cool under pressure.

Pee running through the veins = ?

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on How Many Professors Do You Actually Still Think About?]]> I think critical theory is applicable to something in everyone's lives, but maybe I'm just an optimist like that. Or maybe I have to tell myself that so I don't feel like I'm wasting my time in my English 101 and 102 classes, but honestly I tend to think that if you can't find a way to apply critical theory to your life in a meaningful way, your teachers let you down. They were more interested in showing off how smart they were than actually, you know, teaching theory.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Do Some People Date Outside Of Their Race As A Form Of Revenge?]]> @SarahMC: As an Asian man, what you said.

And I'm probably going to get banned for this, but it's been my experience that it's a privilege to not be able to think about race. In my daily life, I generally don't, but it's unavoidable. It's the same thing as gender. I know if I were to say we shouldn't think about gender critically, it's my male privilege that "allows" me to think it.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Church & Chong]]> The last time I went to mass was after a ten-year hiatus from religion (which has since resumed for another three years). I went because my mom, who's in the choir, was asked to to a solo during midnight mass. At some point during the ceremony, I remember feeling extremely calm and relaxed. I thought it was just the calming effect of ritual. Silly me. I was getting high!

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on John McCain Has A Wish List From The Future]]> F

Oh, sorry, I thought I was reading a paper from one of those students I haven't seen all semester, but thinks they can salvage their grade by slapping some crap together ten minutes before grades are due.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Oldies But Goodies]]> @jesmcb: Me too!

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Oldies But Goodies]]> @hugnkiss: Oh man, I used to *live for those Scholastic Book Club handouts.@hamburgerhotdog: Oh. My. God. According to that wikipedia link, Lisa Frank is an alumna of my high school.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Controversial Treatment Allows Transgender Children To Delay Puberty]]> @SarahMC: What you said.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Beyoncé's Mini-Me Ad: Damaging To Girls' Mental Health?]]> @tscheese: "Half the time they were topless and screwing each other. But the rest of the time they were spies and astronauts and presidents."

It sounds to me like you were just subverting gender norms. You know, they weren't sluts, they were just acting like men.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Beyoncé's Mini-Me Ad: Damaging To Girls' Mental Health?]]> @HistoricUpstart: I know. Like the freshmen I teach. But seriously, I find it way harder to get through to the guys they're trying to impress than the women. Surprise, I know. For the hour I have them in the classroom, the women are way more engaged and smart and all around wonderful people. The guys might as well be looking at internet porn and jerking off. Which they probably are in their heads. Your feminist subversiveness is having an effect on them (or at least that's what I tell myself) but it isn't having an effect on the patriarchy, and that's the problem. The hegemony is strong with this one. And by "this one," I mean Beyonce.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Snoop Dogg Makes Cameo On <i>One Life To Live</i>]]> @ceejeemcbeegee (AKA!): No doubt! I kind of want to pop a cap in 2008 Snoop's ass.

Shit. Did I just show my age?

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Meet Your New President: Lee L. Mercer Jr.]]> Who's his speech writer? Miss Teen South Carolina?

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Bill Richardson Shocker: New Mexico Spaceport Looks Like a Giant Vagina!]]> I found a link the pilots' uniforms

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on How Pregnant Is Jenna Bush?]]> Does no one notice the look on her face in that second-to-last pic? Definitely morning sickness.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Karl Rove's Political Career: 1993-2007]]> That screen cap explains so much. All this time we thought he was just evil, and it turns out he's just overcompensating for being such a dork while everyone else around him was having fun smoking dope and fucking.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Pittsburgh's Week Of Shame]]> That's a rather shaft-like lunchbox. I don't think it's for carrying sandwiches, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on America's Greatest Pretend Rep Will Return]]> Ahh, those halcyon days of Cocktober, DraculaCunt, and Kitty. I'm getting teary-eyed, guys.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Bush Sr. Living Out His Last Days in Shame]]> I'm confused. Which one is "the dumb one" who ruined the legacy?

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Cartoon Violence Pledges Its Heart And Soul To Mother Russia]]> Actually, I think that's a bukkit-shaped ice floe.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on President responds to question]]> @LIBERALTHRUTHSAYER: No, I think you said it as about articulately as one can.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on The Whole Country Has Semen On Its Dress]]> David Flores wins.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Breaking: Was Gonzales... Less Than Truthful???]]> On ur playn. Eatin ur burgerz. Exposin ur inkompitens.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Dollar drops to record against]]> Woo hoo! Philippine dual citizen! Wait. I just fantasized about moving to a country which currently is what the US will soon be.

]]> <![CDATA[BioCookie commented on Everybody Wants Bush and/or Cheney To Resign/Be Impeached]]> You forgot about Harper's Monthly. Oh wait. 72% of hippies. Never mind.

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