Now I ain't even mad.
Which is unfortunate, but still no excuse for not protecting yourself and your partner from STDs. Viagra will help (I'm not a huge fan of it, but it would take care of this particular problem) and there are also many other ways of satisfying a woman that don't require a rock-hard boner. Hopefully if a guy is over 50 he's had enough time to learn and master some of those skills too.
Karen Handel resigns. Let the feminist gif dance party begin!
I actually thought it seemed like that spot was edited specifically so that the straight dudebros in the room wouldn't be freaked out by a glimpse of package, and they panned over his left hand with the prominent wedding ring so het ladies would get a romantical as well as sexxxy vibe.
But still... Dat Ass. That was a blatant pander to straight ladies and gay men everywhere.