BeachyGirl commented on I Just Spoke to Gloria Fucking Steinem!

"I am actually staying late at work so I could wait til my coworkers left so I could listen to this - go Megan!!"

BeachyGirl commented on Mahbooba Ahadgar Still Not In Italy, Probably Not In The Olympics

"@exelizabeth: Seriously!"

BeachyGirl commented on But Doesn't The Bush Administration Care About The Nation's Heroin Addicts?

"@Megan Carpentier: If you really want to sexually harass him, just ask him about how he likes his teabags..."

BeachyGirl commented on LOLVogue: I Can Haz Wind Tunnel?

"I had a frend namd willy wonka....but i eated him and kept his hat insted..."

BeachyGirl commented on Did Sarah Silverman Go To Pot At Her Psychology Stand?

"I can haz pot psychology now?"

BeachyGirl commented on Announcements

"Wow, I had already bookmarked Radar and everything....that's ok, I didn't need another distraction from work anyways (although now I suppose I'll have to venture over to Gawker - and you guys have me all skeerd!!!) Go Moe, yay!!"

BeachyGirl commented on You Call $1 A Week A "Living" Allowance, Barry Obama?

"@Ipomoea: Ooooh, that's just like what I did with my allowance!!"

BeachyGirl commented on NBC All Stars: Kinda Bush-League

"Hayden is sooo pretty - but that dress does nothing for her - it seems like it fits kinda funny, no?"

BeachyGirl commented on Recession Drives Women To Leave Their Jobs, Examine The Dopeness And Wackness Of Life

"Wait, was this goodbye??"

BeachyGirl commented on Television Critics Association: All-Star Party, One-Star Clothes

"@pinkyBella: I was trying to figure out Kristin Chenoweth's shoes - are they really clear plastic?"

BeachyGirl commented on Tim Gunn To Project Runway Newbies: "You Guys Are A Bunch Of Slackers!"

"@westvillagegirl (exhiled in chicago): @funnyface: Agreed on the coffee filters."

BeachyGirl commented on Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The Ugly

"There's a wheelchair in the background of the pic of Angela Tincher - yay for red carpet diversity!! Ok, now I've met my pc/upbeat quota for the day."

BeachyGirl commented on Attendees At The ESPY Awards Play Ball With The Ugly

"Love Sophia Bush, she is so pretty, and has such poise to still be able to work on OTH with Chad Michael Murray after he left her for a fucking cheerleader extra on the show who was still in high school!!!"

BeachyGirl commented on Will Madonna Bring Justin & Britney Back Together?

"@tscheese: I can has sum fud plz??"

BeachyGirl commented on Will Madonna Bring Justin & Britney Back Together?

"@formerlyzivah: Is John McCain a commenter on Defamer??? @hharlowe: So sorry about your breakup, hon."

BeachyGirl commented on Penn & Teller Call Bullshit On Dolphin-Assisted Birth

"@JaneBadall: Ok, yeah the very first thing I thought of when I saw this, was "holy shit, what the fuck are they doing having a baby with all that blood coming out in the middle of the shark infested ocean!?!?" That just seems like SUCH a bad idea."

BeachyGirl commented on Airport Sedition: The Surge Isn't Working And Neither Is John McCain's Common Sense

"@BeckySharper: Ok, you guys are killing me."