Comments from BeachLover420

BeachLover420 commented on "My Girlfriend Has Had Four Abortions. Is That A Lot?"

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:52:12 EDT

SM, It is totally alright to get the kiddles to purchase the beach treats!! It is the "I buy, you fly" rule. Just make sure the parentals know and it's all good.

Love you both at the beach!!!

BeachLover420 commented on British Geraldo Meets British Tony Soprano

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:32:05 EDT

And one of the greatest Brit (or Yank for that matter) crime novels is "Layer Cake" by JJ Connolly. Tremendous.

BeachLover420 clipped British Geraldo Meets British Tony Soprano

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:20:09 EDT

BeachLover420 commented on The Baby Borrowers: Sometimes Little Girls Are Less Sugar, More Spice

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:40:51 EDT

Oh Super Nanny, We have a hellion called Hannah, report to this family STAT!!!

And the mother laughing at her child's antics, that is a major indicator of why this poor child is a hellion. Bratty kids come from dysfunctional parents.

BeachLover420 clipped Rachel Maddow For President (Of Cable News, That Is)

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:54:38 EDT

BeachLover420 commented on Rachel Maddow For President (Of Cable News, That Is)

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:43:53 EDT

Does anyone else tee heeeeee when Rachel is seated beside Pat Buchanan and the discussion is Obama. I tee hee and say "oh Pat, your co-host is a brilliant lesbian and your next president is a Black man." And then I squeal with glee!!!

BeachLover420 commented on Rachel Maddow For President (Of Cable News, That Is)

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:38:24 EDT

@Twilly: Ahhhhh, someone else remembers Rachel and Chuck D!!! Yeah. They were terrific together. That was required listening every morning. (And I believe that a certain Lizz was on the show for about 5 minutes, until it was obvious that she just did not have the "chops", nor intelligence. LOVE Rachel, just love!!!!

BeachLover420 commented on Just Don't Go There

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:32:36 EDT

ohhhhhhhh Fuck Michael the Savage. I am available for any action against this barbaric son of a bitch.

BeachLover420 commented on Why Did This Little Girl Run Away From President Bush?

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:24:59 EDT

The wee ones have terrific instincts in the face of evil. You are such a good girl Emily. Now can I buy you a treat for being so smart?

BeachLover420 commented on Lauren Conrad's Fashion Star Is Fading

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:46:34 EDT

Perhaps it is because as a 40 something Jez, just the word "Candies" makes me want to run away and join a hippie commune. And I betcha my last dollar Dina Lohan wore and still wears them!!!!!

BeachLover420 commented on The Black Ball: Great Cause, Pretty Good Clothes

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:02:17 EDT

Sadie, you are wonderful. I adore your posts. Keep up the great work.

BeachLover420 clipped Dudes Today: The Emotional Conquistador Is The New Sexual Conquistador

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:21:50 EDT

BeachLover420 clipped Oldies But Goodies

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:33:38 EDT

BeachLover420 clipped Oldies But Goodies

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:33:38 EDT

BeachLover420 clipped Awww...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:25:59 EDT

BeachLover420 clipped "Got Any Deep Throating Tips?"

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:25:06 EDT

BeachLover420 commented

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:19:32 EDT

Beautiful!!!

BeachLover420 clipped Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Amy Winehouse

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:26:22 EDT

BeachLover420 commented on Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Amy Winehouse

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:46:23 EDT

Dear Tracie, Thank you for making one of my recent "dreams" come true!! During the past months of the "decline of Amy Winehouse", I have thought to myself, "Self, can you imagine her in front of Judge Judy. JJ would set this poor woman straight, or at least hold her accountable!!"

JJ is all about Accountabiltity.......hence my adoration!

Thanks SM. And please keep on keeping on gleaning pop-culture wonders for us Jezebels.

BeachLover420 commented on Madonna & Son David Have A Ball At The Yankees Game

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:39:58 EDT

The woman formerly known as "Madge" attending a NEW YORK Yankees game....hmmmm.....cue to the divorce announcement in 5, 4, 3..........

BeachLover420 clipped "In Baseball, The Goal Is To Go Home ... To Be Safe At Home"

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:10:52 EDT

BeachLover420 commented on OMG, the new season of The

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:56:23 EDT

Insufferable in the Summer - The Saga of Alex and Simon continues........sigh

BeachLover420 commented on George Carlin: "Pro-Life Is Anti-Woman"

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:34:54 EDT

I loved him my entire life. Thanks George, for the many laughs, for encouraging us to step right up to the line and to look at things from all perspectives. RIP

BeachLover420 commented on Rihanna Has "Totes" Sold Her Soul For Success

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:24:45 EDT

@girlscoutcookie: Vitamin Water = 50 Cent!!!!!!!

BeachLover420 commented on Happy, Somewhat Well-Rested Returns

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:57:14 EDT

Many best wishes to you and the mate!

BeachLover420 clipped Goodbye, Tim

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:27:25 EDT

BeachLover420 commented on Paul Janka Brushes Off Attempted Date Rape Charge

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:28:34 EDT

Paul Janka, aka, "Soon to be Tossing Salads at Rikers".

BeachLover420 commented on Monkey On The Lam!

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:13:49 EDT

@emmabovary: That story is hysterical. And I am dying to hear the monkey story. I've lived in South Africa and witnessed the wiles and ultra-manipulative antics of primates.

The baboons in the Cape Town region are notorious for sitting on the top of overpasses and cliffs so as to throw rocks at moving cars!!

At tourist places, they sooooooo know the difference between the Park Rangers and the tourists who they can scam and/or steal food from!!!

BeachLover420 commented on "I Have Genital Warts. How Do I Guiltlessly Have Sex?"

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:59:01 EDT

LOVED Rich on SM's bed - rolling around and getting all cozy.....nom nom nom...

*****This episode of Pot Psychology has to be one of the best..........definitely in the top ten!!!!

BeachLover420 commented on Loose Lips

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:28:49 EDT

And Eminem Please Come Back. Tee-Hee on the LL Cool J Prank. Just one of the many reasons I lurve you.

BeachLover420 commented on Loose Lips

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:23:26 EDT

Boy George, You have just received another gold star in my book. Giving props to the Sanitation Dept is a very cool thing. I know how much you love NY....and remember when you lived downtown! Cheers, Luv and have a wonderful time with the garbage tops!!!

BeachLover420 commented on Remember when there used to

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:07:51 EDT

@beatrice3000: Oh my goodness, YES a million times YES.......I so was the Rosie Perez!!! And Ladies First still send chills down my spine.

I also love love love The Queen singing.....U.N.I.T.Y.....shivers!

Signed, Soooo Old School...............

BeachLover420 commented on Remember when there used to

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:04:19 EDT

Just in the mood for a trip down memory lane.......so onto to the link. Then you can find me buried in the CD collection! Thanks Tracie, Thanks Rich...........Much Love.

BeachLover420 commented on When Is A Bad Tattoo A Dealbreaker?

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:37:01 EDT

@gherkinfiend: The FU lip thing...total deal breaker. And please do not tell me that your parent's knew of that wonderful decision of his! lol

BeachLover420 commented on The Best Way To Ensure Your Child's College Years Get Off To The Right Start

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:17:38 EDT

The Paris Hiltonization of these United States is now complete.

This dad will reep the consequenses of this utter BS.

That is all. Oh, besides a request for 2 minutes with Dickweek Dad so that I can bitch smack him. Thanks!

BeachLover420 commented on Pardon The Interruption...In My Pants!

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:58:44 EDT

@Jen P: Christian is a Switch Hitter........so Jen, you were correct!!!!

BeachLover420 commented on Loose Lips

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:21:04 EDT

@Archetype: And on the shelves at your grocery "Newman's Own Organic Royal Tea" My fav is the Black Tea and Green Tea is not far behind. They are wonderful. Highly recommeded.

From his site.........

[www.newmansownorganics.com]