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#neda
Iran Denounces Scholarship For Iranian Students
Iran's regime has sent a letter to Oxford University denouncing a philosophy scholarship that was created in the name of Neda Soltan. They claim Neda's death was orchestrated by the opposition, and the scholarship "undermines [Oxford's] credibility." [Times] -
#morningspoilers
Guillermo del Toro's Monstrous Hobbit Cameo, A New Doctor Who Alien, And Captain Marvel's Edgy Script
Guillermo del Toro talks The Hobbit's majestic monsters. A photo reveals a new Doctor Who alien — or is it a familiar face? Plus, Summer Glau speaks riddles on Dollhouse, and news from Shazam, The Green Hornet, Lost, and Supernatural. [io9] -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#kickass
First Kick-Ass Trailer Gets Graphic With Kiddie Vigilantes
The first Kick-Ass teaser trailer is out. Watch the costumed kid cops deal out justice with guns, knives and blood. Proving you don't need superpowers to, well you know... [io9] -
#tyrant
Miss J Is A Baby Daddy
Miss J is known to ANTM fans as a character, but today on Tyra—while promoting his book Follow the Model—he revealed personal aspects about his life, coming out of the closet, and the fact that he's a father. More » -
#snapjudgment
Kicking Up With The Kardashians
[Santa Barbara, November 10. Image via Pacific Coast News]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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#tweetbeat
Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
Today in Tweet Beat, Shanna Moakler apologizes for calling Khloe Kardashian a donkey on The Wendy Williams Show, Lindsay Lohan says she's "definitely" doing a third album, and Heidi Montag is buying a gun. More »
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#heroesrecap
Dear Heroes: I Want My Lesbians Back
On last night's episode of Heroes, "Shadowboxing," all our dreams of lesbianism were lost. To replace them, we got a scene where Parkman became a bratty top. Plus tons of carnie action. Spoilers ahead! [io9] -
#xxxmas
Ho Ho Ho
A bunch of previously-banned Christmas "pornaments" "featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions" are back. The pastor who got them banned from Jacksonville three years ago "said he is even more disgusted by the items now." [UPI] -
#playthings
"'Musclebound With A Ridiculous Mane' Is A Comfortable Caricature Of What Women Find Sexually Attractive"
The man responsible for promoting Playgirl's Levi Johnston shoot recently said the magazine became irrelevant because "the women working on it weren't keeping up with the times" and didn't cater to its not-so-secret gay audience. One ex-staffer begs to differ. More » -
#eastwick
So Long Eastwick, And Thanks For All The Dick Jokes: A Video Tribute
Sad news for innuendo lovers, and those who like to fantasize to the voice of Chester Cheetah. Eastwick has been canceled. To salute this failed series, we've compiled all the best vibrator snarks, sex puns, and Paul Gross penis gags. [io9] -
#television
The Beginning of the End of the Jay Leno Experiment
In their quest to reshape television, NBC passed a critical milestone on the way to the primetime experiment's end this week — ratings fell below their own ridiculously low benchmarks to judge the show's success. Now the format's being reworked. [Gawker] -
#auntflo
Douchetastic
Via DoubleX, a slideshow of the euphemism-laden, blue-fluid-soaked history of marketing to...down there. [DoubleX] -
#readitandweep
Everything That's Wrong With The World Can Be Summarized In Two Articles.
The authors certainly think so, and after reading them, it's hard to disagree - albeit for totally different reasons. More » -
#raperape
Rape Kits Hold The Key To Closure
Is it worth a $1,500 investment to keep a rapist from attacking again? Judging from the number of rape kits that are backlogged due to lack of funds, apparently, it's too high a price to pay for women's safety. More » -
#reiningsupreme
Sotomayor Covers The December Issue of Latina
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor prefers red fingernails and hoop earrings? Sonia from the Block represents on newsstands starting on November 17th. [Yahoo] -
#franchisegoround
What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
The problem with big movie franchises is that you always know what to expect; it's always the same guys making the same movies. But what if you swapped creators and movie franchises around? Here's what'd work - and what wouldn't. [io9] -
#leftovers
Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
• Since us single folk are missing out on all those hilariously uncomfortable-looking sex positions featured each month in Cosmo, here's a helpful chart of sex positions for the lonely. We're digging the Abe Lincoln. • More » -
#madwomen
Bon Voyage, Betty! And Other Meditations On Mad Men
Watching Betty and Don's final fight on Sunday night, I couldn't help but be overwhelmed with a sense of glee. Hasta La Vista, Betty! More » -
#art
The Man Who Put 70s Rock In Space Also Did Star Trek Posters [NSFW]
Shusei Nagaoka is responsible for some of the most iconic rock album covers in history, crafting monumental spaceships for ELO and Deep Purple. But the Japanese artist also created incredible posters for Star Trek and other movies (one is NSFW.) [io9] -
#snapjudgment
"Move Back, She Only Has 4 Minutes To Save The World!"
[Rio, November 9. Image via INFDaily.]
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