AvgElitist commented on Coming Up On Dr. Phil: Paul Janka, Caveman Casanova

"I'm sticking up for the woman in the scarf."

AvgElitist commented on Katherine Heigl Hopes To Replace Smoking With Exercise

"if i ate hotess cupcakes i would not look like that."

AvgElitist commented on "Journalists Are The Most Important People In The World," Says High School Journalist

"I found waxing the pages to be v."

AvgElitist commented on Rock Of 2 Reunion Sneak Peek: Heather Pulls Out Daisy's Weave

"I haven't seen it mentioned yet on jez, BUT they are holding casting calls for the next season of "the pick up artist." You take care of of all my vapid entertainment needs, VH1."

AvgElitist commented on Compounding (and maybe even

"burn!"

AvgElitist commented on Fashion PR Lady Kelly Cutrone Is So Boss

"I cried when the PA couldn't meet up with her mom who had flown in from chicago for her daughter's birthday, so I'm sure I couldn't handle being in the presence of the great cutrone herself."

AvgElitist commented on Amy Winehouse Adopts Withering Look

"boobs are back."

AvgElitist commented on John McCain Nabs Highly Coveted Montag Endorsement

"Can he please take a stand about whether he thinks heidi and spencer should be together?"

AvgElitist commented on Abigail Breslin, Keeping It On The Straight And Narrow

"And who said the Girl Scouts aren't relevant to today's youth?"

AvgElitist commented on Run, Amy, Run! You're Late! Put A Belt On In The Car!

"looks like she's thinking about wearing some shoes other than the stained ballet flats."

AvgElitist commented on There's an email reportedly

"@lanouvelleprive: hey, that was my idea!"

AvgElitist commented on Lo, Audrina, And LC: Sisters in Sweats-erhood

"@hamburgerhotdog: I HATE poorly designed Web sites."

AvgElitist commented on Lo, Audrina, And LC: Sisters in Sweats-erhood

"What is that lady in the top pic holding?"

AvgElitist commented on Bad Girls Don't Cry, Except For When They Aren't Allowed To Murder

"girl, you need a tyra."

AvgElitist commented on Elijah Wood's Musician Girlfriend: WANT. DRESS.

"A girl off rock of love was wearing that dress at eliminations the other night."

AvgElitist commented on "I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit -- Pick Your Subject Synonym)..."

"just got into a law school yesterday."

AvgElitist commented on Celebrity Rehab: Daniel Baldwin Claims Mary Carey's Breasts Are A Relapse Trigger

"The only reason Alec is on there is to jump start the drama. is any one else really confused by all the previews on this show?"

AvgElitist commented on "My Blood Began To Boil. I Could Feel The Veins Throbbing On The Side Of My Head."

"not nearly a juicy as he made it out to be in his pitch."