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"While Chinese doesn't have any articles, the equivalent words that appear most often would be the particles 的 and 了."

Amissio commented on Who's Cuter: Orlando Bloom Or His Dog?

" there's something about this photo that makes me think Dorian Gray."

Amissio commented on Wait, Does Matthew McConaughey Have A Mullet?

" Oh noes!"

Amissio commented on Britney Spears' Hot Tub Victim Speaks

" gay or nay?"

Amissio commented on 'Teen Vogue' Introduces China To Sweatshop Free T-Shirts; We Add The Free Speech

" goddamn china."

Amissio commented on New Study: Men Need Foreskin Like Fish Need A Bicycle

" Ugh!"

Amissio commented on The Sight Of Michael Vartan Makes Us Spontaneously Ovulate

" The sight of his eyes makes me want to kill all the little piggies."

Amissio commented on Farrow-Browbeaten Spielberg May Quit The Beijing Olympics

" Does he actually think that this will change anything?"

Amissio commented on Jennifer Garner: Beautiful, But We Like Her Better Dressed Down

" Holy crap."