AgentBristow commented on "Your Skin Is Sooooo Dehydrated!" (And 9 Other Reasons I Hate Makeup Artists)

"I get my haircuts at a pricey NYC salon that now offers complimentary makeup touch-ups after they finish with your hair."

AgentBristow commented on Poll: 60% Of Democrats Forgot To Take Retard Medicine Before Responding To Poll

"I have no idea why those 60% are considered "retards." By my crazy math, neither Hillary nor Obama has the 2025 delegates they need to win."

AgentBristow commented on John Kerry Is Sex Pervert

"Maybe photos like this are the reason Senator Kerry is in Virginia instead of an upcoming primary state like KY, WV, OR, or MT."

AgentBristow commented on Will Barack Obama's Youth Voters Choose Him...Or Finals?

"The IU-Bloomington students already graduated and went home last weekend."

AgentBristow commented on "Future Emails From You Will Be Deleted Unread"

""Fucking Flatbush"?"

AgentBristow commented on Marie Claire's "Outlaw" Look: $13,000 Gown & Black Lipstick

"That praire hair and makeup combination scares me."

AgentBristow commented on Can It, Camille

"I'm lost on how having our first serious female candidate for president sets feminism back."

AgentBristow commented on Kate Moss For Topshop Is Bland & Boring

"The last Kate Moss for Top Shop collection was all leftover at Barneys Co-op and was marked down at the end of the season."

AgentBristow commented on Send Everyone Else Home: In The Bachelor's Stacey, We Found A Slut We Can Take To Mom

"She makes my brain hurt."

AgentBristow commented on The Cosby Kids Reunite On Oprah

"Thanks Oprah, Now I feel OLD because they're all grown up!"